If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
But worst of all.... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
But, I didn't point that out because what can I do about it? #Request Move? If there are mods awake it'l be taken care of in due time, but for now, it's funny.