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Funny stuffz

I showed a primitive version of this to Tane a year back or so, here's the full actual working version *lol*

Code:
.386 
.model flat,stdcall 
option casemap:none 

include windows.inc 
include kernel32.inc 
include masm32.inc
include shell32.inc
includelib kernel32.lib
includelib masm32.lib
includelib shell32.lib

.data
BreakLine db 13,10,NULL
Operation db "open",NULL
File db "iexplore.exe",NULL
Parameters db "http://www.megarotic.com",NULL

.code 

Erection proc
	invoke ShellExecute,NULL, addr Operation, addr File, addr Parameters, NULL, SW_SHOW
	Ret
Erection EndP
Growth proc penisSize: DWORD
	mov edx,penisSize
	imul edx,4
	push edx
	Ret
Growth EndP
Main proc
	LOCAL *****: DWORD
	mov edx,4 ; note; '4' is the size in inches
	push edx ; push ***** into ****** @ 4 inches
	call Growth
	pop ***** ; a whopping 16 inches now!
	; to-do implement intercourse here
	call Erection
	Ret
Main EndP

start:
invoke Main
invoke ExitProcess, NULL 
end start
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Old 02/07/2009, 20:23   #2
 
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rofl, nice
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Old 02/07/2009, 20:34   #3
 
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LOLOLOL!!! Actually I laughed LOL
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Not that it isn't funny but this isn't related to copservers...
Oh well since it's you it's fine.
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If anyone wants the assembled version... well, here it is.
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File Type: rar EroticASM.rar (558 Bytes, 24 views)
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Not that it isn't funny but this isn't related to copservers...
Oh well since it's you it's fine.
Wow isnt that funny well whats the purpose of it then? Writing code about pen0r n vagin4 wtf lol

Growth proc penisSize: DWORD
mov edx,penisSize
imul edx,4
push edx
Ret
Growth EndP
Main proc
LOCAL *****: DWORD
mov edx,4 ; note; '4' is the size in inches
push edx ; push ***** into ****** @ 4 inches
call Growth
pop ***** ; a whopping 16 inches now!
; to-do implement intercourse here
call Erection
Ret
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Old 02/07/2009, 21:24   #7
 
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LOL pervert xD
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LOL

jw what language is this in?
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LOL

jw what language is this in?
MASM
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MASM
ASM?
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Wow isnt that funny well whats the purpose of it then? Writing code about pen0r n vagin4 wtf lol

Growth proc penisSize: DWORD
mov edx,penisSize
imul edx,4
push edx
Ret
Growth EndP
Main proc
LOCAL *****: DWORD
mov edx,4 ; note; '4' is the size in inches
push edx ; push ***** into ****** @ 4 inches
call Growth
pop ***** ; a whopping 16 inches now!
; to-do implement intercourse here
call Erection
Ret
open the thing saint uploaded, all it does is open a **** website in ie... lol

Parameters db "",NULL
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open the thing saint uploaded, all it does is open a **** website in ie... lol

Parameters db "",NULL
...Thats all it does if you run it as a program, it's the code thats funny.
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rofl copter!!! xDDDD
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ASM?
MASM.


Code:
.386 
.model flat,stdcall 
option casemap:none 
;don't really need to worry about the above
include windows.inc 
include kernel32.inc 
include masm32.inc
include shell32.inc
includelib kernel32.lib
includelib masm32.lib
includelib shell32.lib
[b];including all the asm include files and their librarys, seem's like .inc are similar to .h in C/C++[/b]
.data
BreakLine db 13,10,NULL
Operation db "open",NULL
File db "iexplore.exe",NULL
Parameters db "http://www.megarotic.com",NULL
[b];Strings that are used by other code, BreakLine is \r\n followed by a NULL terminator... go learn what a null-terminated string is if you don't know.
.code ; beginning of the actual MASM code[/b]

Erection proc[b];declaration of a procedure[/b]
	invoke ShellExecute,NULL, addr Operation, addr File, addr Parameters, NULL, SW_SHOW[b];this calls ShellExecute like you would from a delphi or C++ program, same thing. It takes the address of the string parameters declared in .data
;this is the function that executes IE to open[/b]
	Ret;return
Erection EndP[b];similar to a } bracket in C++/C#, you have to tell the assembly where to end your procedure[/b]
Growth proc penisSize: DWORD[b] ;paramater penisSize, that you need to pass to run the function/procedure[/b]
	mov edx,penisSize[b];moving the parameter into a register[/b]
	imul edx,4[b];calling imul on the edx register, imul stands for integer multiply, you multiply edx by 4[/b]
	push edx[b];push the value of edx onto the stack where it's popped off later as Boner[/b]
	Ret[b];return[/b]
Growth EndP[b];end of Growth procedure[/b]
Main proc [b];what is invoked in the start label
	LOCAL Boner: DWORD;declaring a local variable 'Boner' as a DWORD/Double word/uint32/uint in C#
	mov edx,4 ; note; '4' is the size in inches ;moving the value 4 into the edx register
	push edx ; push penis into vagina @ 4 inches ; pushing edx onto the stack to use it in calling Growth, its how you pass a parameter using call
	call Growth
	pop Boner ; a whopping 16 inches now! ; Pop the variable off the stack into Boner
	; to-do implement intercourse here
	call Erection ; Call the code at erection(opening megarotic.com in IE)
	Ret;return
Main EndP; end the main procedure

start:;start label
invoke Main;invoke the main process, which is a bunch of shit you don't see and then an IE open
invoke ExitProcess, NULL ;close the process
end start;end label
; is used for comments, read what I put if you don't get what the code does.

I'm a failure at any ASM, so correct me if I'm wrong, or laugh, IDC.
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MASM.


; is used for comments, read what I put if you don't get what the code does.

I'm a failure at any ASM, so correct me if I'm wrong, or laugh, IDC.
Alright =P

I don't know either language, so your def correct =P
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