Retards guide to conquer

[harrypotter2]

Originally Posted by trpe

I think this guide should look like this(i took the liberty to rewrite it)
+kis welcome
Retards guide to conquer
I found this guide on the CO site, all credit (if any) to 'Jimmoes'. sorry if this is wrong to post here but its a guide none the less.<-------This should be posted at a mental clinick

hello, i have been playing CO for 4 Seconds and i have tried many methods of making money. here's my retarded pwnage guide to make money.<------------- Go buy a new brain for your self
first, get ur 135 archer and go to hawking island. now scatter them and they will die in one hit. pick up the money that they drop. after about 5 minutes, u will pick up about 20,000 gold.<------------This is really retarded (Why?) Well cas if you have a 135 Archer you wont be a retard and wouldn’t have to read this crap (I still haven’t seen a 135 Archer on Fury) And if you had 1 you wouldn’t be hunting in bird!!!!!
Now go to market place and look around. u will see people selling dragon's balls and meteorites. with 20,000 gold, you can buy 1 dragon's ball and 10 meteorites .Buy the dragon's ball and take it to twin city.<--------- What kind of a retard sells db for 20K

now with the dragon's ball, make your bow supper. now it is shiny and look really cool. now with ur supper bow, go to hawkings island again. their, u will see many people. kill them and they will drop their gear. pick them up. now u will see in ur inventory, supper +13 items<-------THAT 1, items with supper sphinx gems, and even dragon's balls!!!!!

now sell those items and u will now have 100,000 gold! now buy more dragon's balls and make ur gear supper!! u can also use ur dragon's balls to make ur hat, neck-lace, ring, coat and bots supper!<-------------------------------Who sells sup items for 100k
i hope u like my guide and have a nice day!

i am Melissandra from Fury server!!!! msg me if u like my guide!!
PS: Some 1 kill me And the GM’s who posted it on the CO site
Hope you like the edited edition !!!
If you fell like reading a real guide for making $$$$$$$ read mine

+k is welcome

lol u missed 1 of the obvious parts out
othe rthen that ill give u a thanks

[_StarScream_]

i wish dragon ballls went for 20k on my server :|

[Jimward01]

cant stop lol'd in my room when i read his post!! he mean that his playing CO for (4 hours) and i think he wanna make a private server where DB's are for 20k,*****....btw nice joke dude!! you got everyones attention..

[dc_eros]

Retards guide to conquer

It's a joke! Don't take it seriously, lol! just laugh at it.