Winner Number 1ºQuote:
What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower? A miracle.
Ok I know, that was a bad joke. xDDD
Here it goes.
- This is a nigga going through the desert. Then, he finds a lamp, he cleaned it, and then a genie appears. The genie says "Now you can order 3 desires"
The nigga answers:
- I want to be white.
- I want water.
- And I want to see a lot of pussies.
After that, the genie made him a bidet. (WC or how the hell you want call it) xDDDDDDDDDD
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I hope you liked it. Anyways, my english is bad, I had to translate it by myself, I'm sorry.
Phobos' Givingaway Thread!
01/02/2011 13:21
Phobos2k3#46
01/02/2011 13:23
Phobos2k3#47
Winner Number 2º!Quote:
01/02/2011 13:25
Phobos2k3#48
Winners have to approve they won, saying here:
Winner nº1(green color)
And giving me +1 Blackmarket Feedback!
Winner nº1(green color)
And giving me +1 Blackmarket Feedback!
01/02/2011 13:45
ηøℓι#49
He: You could get a Better one
She: You?!
He: No, not soo good! :)
She: You?!
He: No, not soo good! :)
01/02/2011 22:28
zellelfreak#50
Winner Nº 1: - Counter-Strike Source CD KEY
Tell me how I give you a BlackMarket feedback please ^^.
And thanks!! ;D
Tell me how I give you a BlackMarket feedback please ^^.
And thanks!! ;D
01/08/2011 07:37
deadroses#51
TEACHER: imagine u r a millionaire
write your life history
(1 boy didn't write)
TEACHER: why r u not writing?
BOY: i'm waiting for my secretary!
write your life history
(1 boy didn't write)
TEACHER: why r u not writing?
BOY: i'm waiting for my secretary!
01/08/2011 07:39
deadroses#52
define "LOVE"?
according to the nurses & other medical staffs,
"love is like an illness",
anyone who gets infected always ends up
in bed
according to the nurses & other medical staffs,
"love is like an illness",
anyone who gets infected always ends up
in bed
01/08/2011 07:52
deadroses#53
a pinoy in newyork was masturbating while looking at the sky,,
an american asked.. “hey, what are you doing.?”
“fucking My wife in the philippines via satellite!!!”
the pinoy replied.
an american asked.. “hey, what are you doing.?”
“fucking My wife in the philippines via satellite!!!”
the pinoy replied.
01/09/2011 15:04
Phobos2k3#54
Quote:
write your life history
(1 boy didn't write)
TEACHER: why r u not writing?
BOY: i'm waiting for my secretary!
Quote:
according to the nurses & other medical staffs,
"love is like an illness",
anyone who gets infected always ends up
in bed
HahahahahahhahahhahhaQuote:
an american asked.. “hey, what are you doing.?”
“fucking My wife in the philippines via satellite!!!”
the pinoy replied.
Fcking awesome!!!
i've PM'ed the second winner, he didn't reply... so it's means u're the second winner...!
01/12/2011 13:12
deadroses#55
ow thanks can i get the aion account now??
01/12/2011 18:53
Phobos2k3#56
The first winner took it...Quote:
01/13/2011 11:28
deadroses#57
darn got anything that involve or can u donate for my char ?? please
01/14/2011 20:11
Phobos2k3#58
If it's in Gamez Aion, sureQuote:
02/06/2011 16:37
Jaksje#59
Some jokes then :)
Quote:
Wanna hear a joke about my c0ck?
nvm, its too long ;)
Quote:
A sailor is walking along a river and he sees a good looking girl about to jump of a bridge. He asks her " why do you want to commit suicide?", the girl answers the sailor and sais, "i cant take it anymore, this country is bad for me!" to which the sailor answers, why dont you come with me to europe! i can put you on a boat which i sail and when we arrive i will smuggle you out of the boat." The girl hugs the sailor and sais that she would love to come with him. So, the sailor puts the girl on the boat and he brings food everyday. Because the girl is so thankfull, she allows him to have sex with her.
After 5 weeks, the captain of the boat discovers the girl and asks what she is doing on the boat. The girl answers" i have been taken by the kind sailor, he brings me food everyday and i let him have sex with me, untill we arrive in America." To which the captain answers, well you have been seriously F.cked with because the is a ferry boat between to cities :P