LOL, here's another one. What hack do you need sir? We have tons of hacks here so they are accessible by everyone. List includes:
- level hack (most precious one - today you're level 0, tomorrow when you wake up you're already DB8 and all skills are c12)
- damage hack (single hit kill everyone, don't throw AoE though, because someone may suspect you're using our hack)
- defense hack (BOTH phys & CK def - get about 10-20 DB8 warriors and that many nukers around you in BP and go make yourself a coffee while they make crit damage on you with the value of 1)
- dodge hack (again, both phys & CK dodge - enter in the center of GC when you're let's say RL1 and noone will be able to hit you)
- speed hack (want to fly? you need this one)
- gold hack (who doesn't want to buy all the goodies?!)
- DC other players hack (especially useful while camping a boss with other players and of course they are N00BS and never even heard that there's a hack like this one)
- *** mode hack (you can go GC on lvl 0)
- trade scam hack (especially useful lately

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... etc, etc.

Of course you know I'm joking, right?