From	ID / Date / Comment
	blackpunter	Trade #449773 - Oct 11, 2015 - 15:24 nice guy
	Hyper ELO	Trade #449744 - Oct 11, 2015 - 00:24
	mrdick54cm	Trade #449662 - Oct 10, 2015 - 18:16 Good Buyer fast and done : )
	Mytriel	Trade #448920 - Oct 7, 2015 - 20:13 Good seller, all went smooth and quickly, recommend.
	sandbagaylmao	Trade #448230 - Oct 6, 2015 - 22:17 Got the payment, pretty nice guy. All good.
	Leagueboosting19	Trade #448418 - Oct 6, 2015 - 12:02
	Chris	Trade #448021 - Oct 4, 2015 - 18:28
	imr3d	Trade #447496 - Oct 2, 2015 - 16:55 Thanks for the account, quick and friendly trade
	CookieBoost	Trade #443132 - Oct 1, 2015 - 19:22
	Liquicity Boosts	Trade #447040 - Sep 30, 2015 - 11:35 Completed the netwin without any problems.
	Mr. F	Trade #445548 - Sep 25, 2015 - 20:38 Fast responses, nice to work with
	DashHQ	Trade #445277 - Sep 22, 2015 - 23:52 +++
	Shareni	Trade #444741 - Sep 19, 2015 - 14:38
	no means no	Trade #443940 - Sep 15, 2015 - 23:23
	SimpleBoost	Trade #443782 - Sep 15, 2015 - 13:02
	SharkZ12	Trade #443534 - Sep 14, 2015 - 21:59
	DatKalistaTho	Trade #443542 - Sep 14, 2015 - 21:58
	Mr. F	Trade #443706 - Sep 14, 2015 - 21:32 Kind and fast communication, very pleasant
	Izan1385	Trade #443401 - Sep 13, 2015 - 16:27 GoodGuy helped me alot
	EloBoostingSoloQ	Trade #443280 - Sep 13, 2015 - 12:42 As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at Wal-Mart to pick up a 12-pack of carrots, so he knew he was running late. With a mighty leap, Leagueofbooster was out of the and went earnestly jaunting toward John's front door. Meanwhile inside, John was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the iPad into a box of ninja stars and then slid the box behind his hammock. John was exasperated but at least the iPad was concealed. The doorbell rang. 'Come in,' John earnestly purred. With a hasty push, Leagueofbooster opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some stupid spite-toting jerk in a time machine,' he lied. 'It's fine,' John assured him. Leagueofbooster took a seat mysteriously distant from where John had hidden the iPad. John yawned trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. But Leagueofbooster was distracted. Before anyone could take off their pants, John noticed a abrasive look on Leagueofbooster's face. Leagueofbooster slowly opened his mouth to speak. '...What's that smell?' John felt a stabbing pain in his scalp when Leagueofbooster asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the iPad right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A pestering look started to form on Leagueofbooster's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's bananas from when she used to have pet South American hissing sloths. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Leagueofbooster nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before John could react, Leagueofbooster aptly lunged toward the box and opened it. The iPad was plainly in view. Leagueofbooster stared at John for what what must've been six millseconds. Ever so extemperaneously, John groped exotically in Leagueofbooster's direction, clearly desperate. Leagueofbooster grabbed the iPad and bolted for the door. It was locked. John let out a enticing chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Leagueofbooster,' he rebuked. John always had been a little annoying, so Leagueofbooster knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before John did something crazy, like... start chucking ripened avocados at him or something. Giggling like schoolgirl, he gripped his iPad tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels. John looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Leagueofbooster. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame seven days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for Leagueofbooster. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. John walked over to the window and looked down. Leagueofbooster was gone. ----o0o---- Just yonder, Leagueofbooster was struggling to make his way through the disease-infested jungle behind John's place. Leagueofbooster had severely hurt his prostate during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral monkeys suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the iPad. One by one they latched on to Leagueofbooster. Already weakened from his injury, Leagueofbooster yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of monkeys running off with his iPad. About ten hours later, Leagueofbooster awoke, his kidney throbbing. It was dark and Leagueofbooster did not know where he was. Deep in the broad lemur-infested moor, Leagueofbooster was excessively lost. Like a drunken sailor at happy hour, he remembered that his iPad was taken by the monkeys. But at that point, he was just thankful for his life. That's when, to his horror, a teensy monkey emerged from the magical cornfield. It was the alpha monkey. Leagueofbooster opened his mouth to scream but was cut short when the monkey sunk its teeth into Leagueofbooster's fingernail. With a faint groan, the life escaped from Leagueofbooster's lungs, but not before he realized that he was a failure. Less than eleven miles away, John was entombed by anguish over the loss of the iPad. 'MY PRECIOUS!!' he cried, as he reached for a sharpened banana. With a quick thrust, he buried it deeply into his double chin. As the room began to fade to black, he thought about Leagueofbooster... wishing he had found the courage to tell him that he loved him. But he would die alone that day. All that remained was the iPad that had turned them against each other, ultimately causing their demise. And as the dew on melancholy sappling branches began to reflect the dawn's reddish glare, all that could be heard was the chilling cry of distant monkeys, desecrating all things sacred to virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that would reign for centuries to come. Our heroes would've lived unhappily ever after, but they were too busy being dead. So, no one lived forever after, the end. :'( LOLz!!1