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Der längste e*pvp Thread XXXI

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Old 07/14/2013, 21:07   #27136
 
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Old 07/14/2013, 21:08   #27137
 
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Niemand sollte fasten. Fasten ist dämlich
würde mich umbringen. Fasten = weg mit den gains.
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Old 07/14/2013, 21:24   #27138
 
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würde mich umbringen. Fasten = weg mit den gains.
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ******* idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ******* idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
wtf ?!


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Old 07/14/2013, 21:32   #27140
 
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würde mich umbringen. Fasten = weg mit den gains.
Mal abgesehen davon das es ziemlich hart ist zu trainieren ohne etwas zu trinken, wenn es 30° im Fitness hat.
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Old 07/14/2013, 21:41   #27141
 
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What the **** did you just fucki....
hallo ich bin salomon ich ich ficke euren leben
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hallo ich bin salomon ich ich ficke euren leben
nigre pls
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hallo ich bin salomon ich ich ficke euren leben

Hey,

hab ein Problem

Bin schon ziemlich hacke aber maximal 1 pro mille^^ und möchte mit nem Kumpel von mir aus meinem Haus ausbrechen xD.

Das problem ist, das meine Mum noch wach ist und wir nicht so leicht entkommen können. Da wir schon ziemlich hacke sind brauchen wir eure hilfe:

Wo würdet ihr fliehen!!!

Die roten, durcheinander gewühlten striche sind das lichtfeld von meioner mum, bzw. wenn wir auf der ebene laufen geht das licht an.

es gibt ein to über das wir klettern könnten, problem: da ist die terasse + 1,0 pro mille schaffen wir das überhaupt noch?^^

der dritte weg ist durch den richtigen garten, wo die pfeile sind uind hoffen das kein licht an geht (also bewgungs ding da), wobei ich ned denke das meine mum denkt wir sind wenn das licht an geht im garten und ahuen ab xD

noch ein problem: wir müssen unsere schuhe hohlen, da wo der tote kasten ist

Lg, bitte nicht sofort closen ist doch offtopic

habt ihr tipps? XD und guckt euch das bild an, wie sollen wir entkommen???

lg

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wtf ?!


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Musik hören,DBzog,"GFXen" und du?
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nigre pls
Hallo,
ich heiße Sebastian bin 16 jahre alt und cool.

Ich hoffe ich werde angenommen.
Lg
Ps. Heidelbeerkuchen.

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hab ein Problem...
Was zum...?
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Was ist denn mit meinem Epvp los o.O?

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Du hast wohl zu hart GFX't.

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**** the police
Hey ich brauche nen guten ***** wo man gut abspritzen kann meine Eltern sind grad nicht da... Ich hab grad so lust oh yeahhhhhhhh
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Hey ich brauche nen guten ***** wo man gut abspritzen kann meine Eltern sind grad nicht da... Ich hab grad so lust oh yeahhhhhhhh
Hab dich mal
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