Giveaway Time! ≥ 3 Prizes available ≤

[Wezylous]

How do you participate ?

- Leave a comment with your best joke (uncommon one if possible)
- Time frame is 48h after the thread has been posted



How do you win ?

I'll add all the participants into a list, roll a random online wheel
() 3x times when 10 comments have been posted, if the wheel chose you , you will receive a DM from me

10/10 comments atm


What do you win ?

Prizes:


√ 20-100 Free Egold

√ FIFA20 Coins (PS4)

√ Random Steam Key



Winners will be announced here as well:

1. BigJohnTV

2. birdie131 (10/08/2019)

3. M4GiiC- (10/01/2019)


Best of luck fellas

[aenigma.]

I read a book on helium once. I couldn't put it down!

[Xao']

alright, i gonna post 2 jokes, one in english one in german

german: wie heißt ein deutscher im universum? alman

english: 2 people met, none have come

[M4GiiC-]

I'm German but a good friend told me this joke and eventhough it is a blonde joke I really like it.

Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache

Good luck to everyone!

[DerEchte207]

iam german to xD but maybe u understand my bad english ;

joke: Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.

[Rocky]

Gordon: So. Tell me. What is it that you two know how to do?

SpongeBob: Well, Mr. Krabs tells me I'm pretty good with a spatula.

Squidward: Ha.

Gordon: Quiet. You're our ship's new head chef. And... what can you do?

Squidward: Well, if you must know, I'm a widely renowned clarinet virtuoso, state-recognized interior design consultant, licensed and board certified antique macrame conosuor, born and raised collector and sculptor of driftwood, and able to recognize over 13 hundred brand names of single-personed pedal operate vehicles at a single glance. Plus, I make a killer Soufflé.

Gordon: Impressive. You'll be the ship's bathroom attendant.

SpongeBob: A Promotion. Congratulations, Squidward!

[Queen Elsa of Arendelle]

I post a meme, i hope you will like it !

[Nickname.]

Beep
boop
Beeep
booop

[AestheticVibes]

If you mix a bulldog and a Shitzu what do you get? BITCHU!

[Wezylous]

Cmon, 2 more for the rewards!

Bitchu and flies for the win ?

[birdie131]

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

-> He just needed a little space

[Wezylous]

One more and I will do the draw !!

[Forever_Alone]

My Grandfather has the heart of a Lion!

.. and a lifetime ban at the Zoo.

[Wezylous]

Draw will be FINALLY done TODAY during the day, last chance for latecomers

Current attending list:

aenigma. (10/01/2019),
birdie131 (10/08/2019),
M4GiiC- (10/01/2019),
Raritу (10/04/2019),
Rocky (10/01/2019),
Xao',
BigJohnTV,
AestheticVibes,
Forever_Alone,
(one got banned in the meantime xd)

[Wezylous]

HERE ARE THE FINAL WINNERS:







Congrats !! MSG me the reward you wish:
(50 Free Egold, FIFA20 Coins (PS4) or a Random Steam Key)