[Helpdesk troll that turns into serious buiz]

[_DreadNought_]

This will become a multithread with a bunch of stuff relating to the helpdesk... More to come.. Stay tuned!


[TQ Bins/Son getting an exorcism... 03/12/2012]

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Originally Posted by Me

Jimmy:
I have a few problems, help me please..
Welcome Jimmy! Your request has been directed to the GM department. Please wait for our operator to answer your call. If the conversation intermits suddenly, please reconnect later. Would you please take a look at our Customer Support Center at: to see if any of our self-service options can help during the waiting period.
Jimmy:
Hello Gina? Are you there?
Jimmy:
I'm sorry about my brother talking to you just now, He's very shy and didnt know what to say
Thank you for calling the Help Desk. We are currently unable to answer your call at this time, and you can call in later or you can send an email to describing the problem in detail. Our staff will reply you in 1 to 2 days. Thank you for your patience!
Jimmy:
Could we please have a friendly chat, You're a very beautiful lady.
Jimmy:
Gina I saw you typing, Please don't ignore me I want to make up for his actions.
Call accepted by operator Gina. Currently in room: Gina, Jimmy.
Jimmy:
Thank you Gina.
Gina:
Welcome to the Conquer Online Help Desk. You are speaking with Gina. How may I help you?
Jimmy:
I want to begin by apologizing for my brother just now.
Jimmy:
He was very very rude and a naughty boy.
Gina:
No problem.
Jimmy:
I have sent him to have an exorcism to sort out his bad behaviour!
Jimmy:
But he didn't realise you were a real person you see!
Jimmy:
He thought because you were so kind you were an AI!
Jimmy:
How silly is that, Boys ay?
Gina:
No problem.
Gina:
What can I do for you?
Jimmy:
I'd like to talk to you about Conquer private servers, Are you aware?
Jimmy:
A guy is claiming to of just hacked into you guys and stole some important database information, I can link you to him if you like for you to check out?
Jimmy:
A popular website called 4Botters, A guy called Matek is working with Hiter & Nanzi's.
Jimmy:

Gina:
Okay. We will forward this issue to the concerning staff, and they will check then take action soon.
Gina:
Thanks for your kindly report.
Jimmy:
Are you aware of that website?
Gina:
I have no idea about it now.
Jimmy:
I would like to point out the picture of you (The teddy bear) is very handsome indeed my love.
Jimmy:
Can you forward the link I gave you to the concerned staff about the guy who hacked?
Jimmy:
I would like to point out the picture of you (The teddy bear) is very handsome indeed my love.
Jimmy:
oops
Jimmy:

Gina:
I have already forwarded this site to them.
Jimmy:
Did you forward the link?
Jimmy:
of the guy?
Jimmy:
He's a very dangerous man.
Jimmy:
Hitler all over again.
Jimmy:
Are you aware of the leaked TQ Binarys?
Jimmy:
If you are not I wish to speak to someone who is more familar in the field.
Gina:
We don't think it is a private server site.
Gina:
Would you tell us more details if possible?
Jimmy:
Of course.
Jimmy:
Give me two seconds I'll link you to some previously stolen work from you.
Gina:
Take your time.
Jimmy:
Sorry, I wont be a minute longer.
Jimmy:

Jimmy:
As you can see that is the official AccountServer/MessageServer/Database for the patch 5065
Jimmy:
This is a very old patch
Jimmy:
But it was stolen and alot of servers are using it to date.
Jimmy:
Would it be possible to talk to a manager or someone who works in the field of Private servers?
Gina:
The concerning staff will look into it. Thanks again for report.
Jimmy:
I have much more information regarding private server.
Jimmy:
I would like to talk to a member or staff who knows what I'm talking about directly.
Jimmy:
I do not feel safe giving you information to be passed on.... I need to speak to a manager or someone who knows what I'm on about.
Gina:
You may send the info to
Jimmy:
I cannot trust the information I have to be passed along email as they are very unsecure.
Jimmy:
I can tell you that a private server working on the latest client patch you guys put out is:
Jimmy:

Jimmy:
However that's as much info as I can tell you without speaking to someone directly about this.
Jimmy:
Hello, madam?
Jimmy:
I'm sorry, somehow the site owners have found out I am giving you information and they are very upset
Jimmy:
Please let me talk to someone directly now because Matek(the user I linked) is getting very very mad at me!
Jimmy:
Please Gina, What do you want me to say? You're a sexy teddy beat? You're a sexy teddy bear!
Jimmy:
I must talk to someone now!
Jimmy:
Gina, think of it this way
Gina:
The concerning staff will look into it. Thanks again for report.
Jimmy:
Gina
Gina:
We are super busy now. What else can I do for you?
Jimmy:
Gina
Jimmy:
This isn't funny
Jimmy:
Please.
Jimmy:
Matek is a very scary man.
Jimmy:
The guy is a fucking maniac
Jimmy:

Jimmy:
Gina, I need help, can you help me?
Jimmy:
TQ bins are making us Coders look like shit, Something must be done!
Jimmy:
But god damn women, That teddy bear picture of you is fucking sexy.
Jimmy:
Mind if I wack a quick one out?
Jimmy:
I'm sorry I'm sorry
Jimmy:
Please gina.
Jimmy:
You are my last hope before they come.
Jimmy:
And do bad things.
Jimmy:
Ok
Jimmy:
Gina
Jimmy:
I have a request
Gina:
Yes, please.
Jimmy:
Please remain on the line and accept &&& into the discussion. He's an expert in the field and can explain what is happening and how it endangers your company.
Jimmy:
His name is &&&and he is waiting for you to add him to this discussion
Jimmy:
He can provide vital information on the subject.
Jimmy:
ticket number 2RJrTveHU4DL
Jimmy:
Gina, Are you there?
Jimmy:
Gina, I saw you typing, ** is still waiting.
Gina:
Sorry, we are off duty and I need to go now. If you have any other questions about our game, please feel free to contact us again in about one hour.
Jimmy:
Gina please.
Jimmy:
That is no excuse
Jimmy:
Your companys profits are at risk.
Jimmy:
Transfer me to a manager, This is no time for going.
Jimmy:
You're a lovely person but I'm sure the whole company is not off duty, Please transfer me to a manager.
Jimmy:
Another server is who are using software stolen from your servers at a previous date to operate...
Jimmy:
I have more information than that but I need you to transfer me to someone who isn't off duty.
Jimmy:
Hello?
Gina:
Sorry but HelpDesk is about to be offline. If you have more info, please send it to or contact us again in 1 hour.
Jimmy:
Gina
Jimmy:
I have someone who's saying if you leave me now they may attack your servers.
Jimmy:
But if you want that
Jimmy:
then fine
Jimmy:
Goodbye Gina
Jimmy:
Before I go you must know
Jimmy:
He has information about the attacks on TQ Digital Entertainment's network in Diamond Bar, CA and about these illegal servers. Please keep me on the line.
Gina:
You may also leave the chat open, but I have to leave for one hour. Thanks.
Gina:
Enjoy your day.
Jimmy:
Transfer me to someone who is not off duty please.
Jimmy:
TQ digital network security is at state.
Jimmy:
An hour maybe too late.
Gina:
Help Desk is offline now. Thanks'
Gina has left the conversation. Currently in room: Jimmy.
Jimmy:
-.-
Jimmy:
really

Enjoy the lulz.

~TQBin owners... Hi.

A few sentences were modified to protect the Identity of an individual.

[Epic-Chaos]

lawlz good one bud keep it up =]

[Spirited]

First, before I say anything about what I did, I'd like to provide you with my stance on the subject of using TQ binaries:

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Private servers are always on the border of being legal; however, we all know most servers being run are illegal. Although there are ways of legally developing with the client for research, the use of TQ binaries is not one of them. The use of any pirated private software from TQ Digital Entertainment is a crime (and mud on our faces), and I believe these crimes should be reported.

With that being said, I'll tell you what I'm doing about it.

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I have access to TQ Digital Entertainment's internal staff emails. All unfiltered reports that deal with shutting down these highly illegal servers go to a specific email where they are dealt with. I cannot guarantee that they will be dealt with; however, I can send them a list of tq binary servers (and we can see what happens). From previous experience, the internal emails get me immediate attention from their staff. I will not give out the email addresses, but if you private message me with a link to the illegal website, I'll do my best to report for you.

It's not much at all, but it's a step forward.
Cheers to real, legal development (if you're taking the non-profit, research-only route).