Geschichte aus dem Blizzard Forum!

Hey leute,

n Freund von mir hat mir grade einen Link geschickt, der eine lustige Geschichte beeinhaltet. Ich hab mir gedacht, ich könnte sie hier posten ;) Viel Spass^^

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Goldwerbung........die ganze Nacht......in allen Channels...... Ich genervt ins Forum und da sah ich sie Die Kuh! ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... und als ich die schöne Kuh so sah dacht ich mir , warum untätig rum sitzen, tragen wir die Schlacht zum Feind.... ich also Firefox aufgemacht und die Adresse eingegeben die mir der Werber die ganze Nacht um die Ohren gehauen hat und siehe da, Live Support . Button geklickt und auf den Supporter gewartet ......ging recht fix.... Einen kleinen Teil unseres Gesrpäches könnt ihr nun hier lesen zur Info: "Unresp" bin ich (so hieß der Goldwerber) und "Clark" ist der Supporter ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unresp: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Clark: hello what can i do for you please Unresp: . ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Clark: what do the signals mean please? Unresp: cow Clark: oh...then what can i do for you ? Unresp: have fun with my cow? Unresp: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Clark: no,thanks Unresp: why not? Its a nice cow Unresp: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Clark: so what is the meaning? Unresp: I just want you to have fun with my cow Unresp: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Clark: i am not afaid Unresp: why not? its a cheep cow, only 50 $ per hour Clark: ... Unresp: too much for you? Unresp: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Unresp: ok 40$ . I think your a cowboy Clark: sorry Clark: i can not help you with it Unresp: i dont want you to help me. I want you to have fun with my cow Unresp: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Clark: sorry i am busy Unresp: me too, me too. Much People are interestet doing funny things with my cow. so think about it, i´ll come back later Unresp: say bye to the cow Unresp: . ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Clark: bye

Das war der erste Teil. Hier der Zweite.

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30 Minuten später..... ich konnts mir nicht verkneifen nochmal Clark zu besuchen..... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Clark: hello what can I do for you please Unresp: Clark! Its me. I´m back to help you having some fun with my cow Clark: .... Unresp: you thought about it? Unresp: i´ll give you a monday special. 2 hours for the price of one Unresp: ..............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Unresp: Clark? Clark: ...... Unresp: what do the signals mean please? Unresp: damn, bad support in here Clark: i means no words to say Unresp: oh ok. So you are interestet by my offer Unresp: hm ok you need more time. I´ll come back later... Unresp: please say bye to the cow Unresp: ..............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Clark: ... Unresp: oh come on . not that no words thing, just say bye please Unresp: its such a nice cow Clark: have a good time Unresp: see you later cowboy Clark: i am not

Dritter Teil.

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So es geht weiter.... so langsam tut er mir ja schon leid....... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Clark: hello what can i do for you please Unresp: Did i told you that this nice cow can give you fresh milk every morning? Clark: ... Clark: Did you want powerlevel service? Unresp: Hm i dont know much about it. Do you level cows also? Clark: Is it in WOW? Unresp: i heard something about a cow level in WOW. so yes there must be cows Unresp: some like this one Unresp: . ..............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Unresp: isnt it nice Clark: you can check it on our website Unresp: ok so lets talk about the level service... Unresp: from 1 to 60 Unresp: how much cows will die? Unresp: i mean cows like this ..............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Clark: what race? Clark: and what class? Unresp: hm i think gnome Unresp: gnome warlock Clark: ... Unresp: what do the signals mean please? Clark: hold on pls Unresp: ok im waiting for you, i know you busy Clark: there normai powerlevel as well as package Unresp: hm ok and this gnome warlock...will he kill any cows from 1 to 60? Unresp: cows like this nice one ..............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Clark: i have never seen one like this Unresp: oh ok , i know its a special one Unresp: are you more interestet in Cats`? Unresp: i think i can get a cat for you Clark: no not at all Unresp: oh ok Clark: are you a pet boss? Unresp: yeah i think i´am Unresp: warlocks have pets at all? Clark: that is true Unresp: do they have cows? Clark: they have knives Unresp: but knives are no pets?? Unresp: knive kills cow... Unresp: i think i´ll play a dwarfe Unresp: dwarfs sell milk so i think they got cows Clark: that is cool i think Clark: .... Clark: cows are in your mouth Unresp: ok i´ll play a dwarf warlock Unresp: where can i buy it? Clark: [Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...] Clark: thanks for your supporting Unresp: hm i cant find dwarf warlocks for leveling service Clark: you can choose Unresp: no there are no warlocks for dwarfs Unresp: but dwarfs are the only race with nice cows :-( Clark: you do not need to choose the race Clark: just class is ok Unresp: but how you know that i want a dwarf`? Clark: you can list the requests Clark: but first you need create an account Unresp: in wow? Unresp: i got an wow account Clark: yes of course Clark: then we can level it for you if you want Unresp: oh ok then i´ll make my dwarf cowboy and then i return to you Unresp: thanks for your help Clark: you are welcome Unresp: say bye to the cow Unresp: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L... Clark: bye....

Die Arme Kuh :( hier kommt die Fortsetzung

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Hatte nach langem hin und her Clark wieder dran, mein name hat sich in Superman geändert aufgrund seiner anspielung ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cark: hello glad to see you again Clark: i am clark cows Superman: you thought about my Problem? Clark: yes Superman: oh nice Superman: and? Clark: and still thinking Superman: ok i understand, drinking milk is not you favorite ... Superman: what you think about bears? Clark: i like it Superman: i got a really nice bear Clark: a real bear? Superman: (.)_(.) { . . } \_*_/ / . . \ {_} {_} Superman: i think a dwarf and his bear Superman: this would be nice Clark: how eagerly do i want to what it means Superman: but i need names for the dwarf and his bear Clark: (.)_(.) { . . } \_*_/ / . . \ {_} {_} Superman: damn, did you tell someone about the cow?? Clark: it is better Clark: no Superman: ok ok its mine...no ones else Superman: talk to nobody Superman: i only shown it to you Clark: why? Clark: am i the lucky dog? Superman: much others are interestet in fresh milk Superman: but not you, i know Superman: so i can show you my sweet cow Superman: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Superman: how long would the level service take? Superman: from 1 - 60 whitout killing cows? Clark: ￥150 Superman: 150 Days? Superman: you know how much milk this is`? Superman: you kidding me Clark: $150 Superman: yeah is seen it but how long? How much days? Clark: can you speak German? Superman: sicher Superman: Or France? Superman: maybe Espanol? Clark: 50 kg Clark: 最少半个月 Superman: ероический Superman: auf Deutsch? Superman: was meinst du mit 50 kg? Clark: ... Superman: wie lange dauert denn der Service? Clark: sir? Superman: Clark? Superman: which language you want to speak? Clark: i can not see your ID Clark: Ja[anese Clark: Japanese Clark: can you speak it? Superman: no Clark: i do not think so.. Clark: that's ot Clark: that's it Superman: you from china? Clark: no Clark: you can see my ID Superman: LTK920743340X? Clark: i think you are a hacker Superman: hm no im not Superman: im just am man and his cow Superman: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Superman: where you from clark? Superman: Japan? Clark: or a cow and his man? Superman: not much cows over there i think Superman: could you say greetings to Jenny? Superman: but dont talk about my cow Superman: no one knows Clark: they all know Superman: no.....you´ve talk to them about my sweet cow??? Superman: why you do this? Clark: they can see the conversation record Superman: oh no Clark: why? Superman: everyone can see my sweet cow :( Superman: but they wont get any milk Superman: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Clark: or they can find it Clark: i will go home Superman: find what? Superman: no, you didnt name my cow already Superman: cow needs name Clark: chloi Clark: i like it Superman: oh this is nice Clark: so see you Clark: have a good time Superman: you too cowboy Superman: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Superman: and dont forget chloi Clark: i won't

5. Teil

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Clark musste leider nach Hause Kühe zählen..... Dafür ist nun die gute Jacki an der Strippe.... Viel Spaß..... Für mich der beste Teil bisher....Enjoy.... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- jackie: hi. jackie: may i help you? Klaus: you know Chloi? jackie: is this your char name? Klaus: nooo Klaus: its my cow Klaus: Clark named her Chloey Klaus: oh Chloi i mean jackie: but sir,what does it have to do with this conversation? Klaus: he dont like milk... Klaus: do you like? Klaus: oh sorry, this is chloi Klaus: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Klaus: nice, isnt she? jackie: sir,what are you talking about,sir i don't quite understand Klaus: I talk about chloi the cow... the pet of my dwarf warlock which i want you to level jackie: so sir,you want us to level your dwarf warlock right? Klaus: yes Klaus: from 1 to 60... but i must know how much cows getting killed during this? jackie: one sec,i ask my supervisor. Klaus: ok i´ll wait Klaus: chloi also Klaus: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... jackie: sir,is your chloi a pet for battle or not? Klaus: no, shes giving milk Klaus: cows do that jackie: i guess it will not die. Klaus: yeah i know, but all the other cows in wow Klaus: the guy who play my dwarf Klaus: will he kill cows? jackie: why will he,we can tell him not. Klaus: great Klaus: and the other problem jackie: what is it? Klaus: this guy must milking chloey every morning Klaus: she gives milk every day...i store it in stormwind bank jackie: sir,if you want we will tell the pler to do what you want Klaus: you like fresh milk? jackie: yes Klaus: thats nice Klaus: but i want you to take care of chloi, shes very shy Klaus: got a bad feeling about 14 days another player milking her jackie: yes i know that. Klaus: chloi is really sweat Klaus: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Klaus: isnt she? jackie: yes,i can feel that. Klaus: how long will the service take? jackie: hold on plz,let me check. Klaus: kk i´ll wait Klaus: chloi also Klaus: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Klaus: still waiting Klaus: chloi also Klaus: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... jackie: yes sir,it can be done in 14 to 16days withoout the professions Klaus: thats great Klaus: do you level in azshara? jackie: we will level in the most suitable place for levling,if you want us to level it only in this place we can't promise finishment in time Klaus: the air up there is not good for chloi. The Milk is getting bad in this air Klaus: are you able to level in Elwyn? Only in Elwyn? Klaus: best grass over there jackie: the same it depends. jackie: because we can't level fast enoughin the place we are not familliar Klaus: if your player levels in other regions he must feed her with red apples Klaus: only red are got for her Klaus: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Klaus: you think warlock is good for me? jackie: sir,i can't quite understand what you are taalking,you want us to level the char rihgt? Klaus: yes Klaus: dwarf warlock with chloi ackie: but you keep asking me to feed your cow. Klaus: sure she is so sweet Klaus: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... jackie: i don't know how to feed but i can promise we will never let it die jackie: we will try the best to treat it best Klaus: she wont die if you feed her with red apples Klaus: i never leaved her before, thats why im so afraid jackie: let me see what is red apple jackie: yes,i can see taht Klaus: if you do your thing really good she will give more milk so you can sell it Klaus: milk from chloi you get 100 Gold for jackie: sir,we will not sell anything that belong to you Klaus: oh you have to Klaus: after 3 days the milk is getting bad jackie: why sir? jackie: yes, i see Klaus: just ask in /2 everyone knows chloi there and will buy the milk Klaus: you list that all? jackie: i haven't yet. Klaus: why not?? what will happen to CHloi?? jackie: i haven't yet. Klaus: why not?? what will happen to CHloi?? jackie: nothing will happen to her i think Klaus: but how the player knows what she needs if you didnt notice it? jackie: we will notice it if you want Klaus: sure, i will pay extra for this jackie: thank you for saying that, Klaus: ok all great... Klaus: i think i´ll do this Klaus: come on chloi time for leveling Klaus: thank you for your help Klaus: say bye to chloi ..............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Klaus: your ok? Klaus: jacki? Klaus: hm i think shes still writing, hope so jackie: yes Klaus: a youre back jackie: sorry i jsut have sth Klaus: chloi wants to say bye jackie: yes, bye Klaus: and wave to your left, for the hidden cam...see you on tv on Friday

So und für alle die jetzt noch mitlesen :) hier noch der 6. und (vorerst) letzte Teil. Auf wunsch gibs noch mehr :)

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Heute ist Chloi auf George getroffen.... welcher von denen das ist dürft ihr euch raus suchen [Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...] los gehts ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- George: hello Klaus George: what can i do for u ? Klaus: hi george Klaus: I got some questions about the level service Klaus: do you know chloi already? George: what is chloi? Klaus: my cow Klaus: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Klaus: shes really sweet George: one minute plz Klaus: k im waiting Klaus: chloi also Klaus: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... George: could you give us your order number or ingame name plz ? Klaus: i have no order yet George: Sorry but i found nothing with chloi Klaus: no problem Klaus: i talked to jacki this morning about leveling dwarf warlock... Klaus: but i think human hunter wi´ll be better for chloi Klaus: what do you think about that? George: Sorry but there are no human hunters Klaus: why not? Klaus: you dont level human hunters? George: There are no human hunters exist Klaus: hm ok , what do you think is the best race for me and chloi? George: dwarf Klaus: dwarf... and which race? George: troll Klaus: sorry i meant which class Klaus: dwarf and cows sounds good, but which class is the best? George: Weren't you talking about the hunters ? Klaus: you said they dont exist? George: human hunter doesn't exist.dwarfs have hunters Klaus: oh thats great Klaus: are they drinking milk? George: They drink alcohol Klaus: ill Klaus: thats not got for chloi :( Klaus: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Klaus: shes to sweet for alcohol drinking hunters George: sorry but dwarfs are alcohol addicted Klaus: damn, then i need another race Klaus: can you please notice this for jacki? She must know that dwarfs are not good for chloi Klaus: Sir? George: But i think dwarfs are good Klaus: are you kidding me? Klaus: how would it be good drinking alcohol with chloi? Klaus: my grandfather always said "Boy don´t drink and melk" George: They won't drink alcohol drinkings if you don't give them Klaus: oh ok i understand George: You can give milk to her to drink Klaus: but do your players give alcohol to her? George: we won't Klaus: hm sounds good to me Klaus: i think i´ll do this Klaus: which mobs your players will kill? Klaus: George? Chloi is getting tired.. Klaus: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Klaus: ...come down chloi....got some special grass for you .... Klaus: what the hell are you doing george? Drinking alcohol? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Anmerkung: Bei den letzten 5 Sätzen sind etwa 10 Minuten vergangen und ich musste immer an dieses Bild hier denken [Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- George: We won't,but the game tells that the dwarfs like alcohol Klaus: hmmm ok whats about the enemys? Klaus: which enemys your player will kill? Klaus: george.. got not much time...chloi sounds really bad at the moment.. Klaus: like muhuh.. George: we are sorry to hear that . George: chloi just eat grasses Klaus: oh no, she loves fres red apples George: ok,we get her fresand red apples Klaus: great Klaus: now tell me something about the enemys please George: pigs, Klaus: pigs? Klaus: i thougt trolls ,dragons ,orcs or something like that Klaus: but Pigs? George: you will engage the orc, troll and taren,undead after lv30 Klaus: ok Klaus: but your players won´t kill any chickens or cows? Klaus: cows like chloi Klaus: ...............(___)... ................|Oo|..... ......... /```` OO)... ......../ |____-- .... ......*...L......L...... Klaus: george what took you so long ? You should drink more milk. Jacki drinks milk and answers fast.. George: ok,I will drink some milk Klaus: you dont like cows, thats the problem! Klaus: come on chloi we go home... he dont like you

Chloi 4 President :) HF

LOL Wie geil is das denn ? Das überhaupt durchzuziehen und denen ne ganze Nacht auf die Nüsse zu gehen? xD
So geil.
Ich mag Chloi.

hahaha LOL
zu geil ich hab mir den scheiss wirklich durchgelesen und es nicht bereut =)

vor allen dingen

Klaus: kk i´ll wait

Klaus: chloi also

Klaus:
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Klaus: still waiting

Klaus: chloi also

Klaus:
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+k 4 u

das ma ober geil :D

;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!

[Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...] sind eh die lustigsten im live chat ;f

ich lach mich kaputt.. xD

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Clark: you can see my ID

Superman: LTK920743340X?

Clark: i think you are a hacker

Superman: hm no im not

Superman: im just am man and his cow

Superman:
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George: human hunter doesn't exist.dwarfs have hunters

Klaus: oh thats great

Klaus: are they drinking milk?

George: They drink alcohol

Klaus: ill

Klaus: thats not got for chloi :(

Klaus:
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Klaus: shes to sweet for alcohol drinking hunters

TL;DR :f

Außerdem hat mich das Niveau der Sprachrichtigkeit abgeschreckt. ;P

Und ich hasse WoW.

ich hasse auch wow aber das is und war einfach nur geil danke^^
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