S4 League is Back... and It's More Questionable Than Ever!
So I saw the hype about S4 League making a comeback and thought, “Hey, maybe this is the time. Maybe they’ll do it right.” Lol. LMAO even. Let’s dive into this beautiful disaster.
First things first: The Legendary 21-Hour Delay
Oh yeah, the release was delayed. Not by an hour, not by five, but a full 21 hours. People were out here refreshing the launcher like it was gonna drop a miracle. And yeah, sure, delays happen, it’s "beta", devs need time, blah blah — but you’d think after YEARS of waiting, they might, I don’t know, test the damn thing ONCE. OR TWICE. Maybe even a cheeky third time just to be safe?
The Staff — Handpicked from the Local Meme Dumpster
I don’t wanna throw shade (I do), but let’s talk about the staff. Most of them look like they just got yanked outta Xero with a blindfold on and handed mod powers. Their biggest contribution? Arguing about memes on Discord while dodging every single serious question like it's a bullet in a Matrix cutscene. “Why is the game crashing?” — crickets. “Why does the anti-cheat suck?” — shrug emoji.
The Game — AKA: “Have You Even Played This?
So y’all slapped AP items in like it’s a shopping mall but forgot to check if players can climb half the damn walls? The train door on Station-2? Nope. Wall to base on the same map? Also nope. The only thing climbing is my disappointment.
The Anti-Cheat
What even is this anti-cheat? It's like someone went to AliExpress, typed “anti-cheat software”, sorted by lowest price, and slapped it in the game. It does nothing except apparently crash your game mid-match like it’s a feature. Months of waiting for a “new version” and somehow we got less content and more bugs. A true innovation.
Look, I don’t care if the game gets better later. You don’t get a second first impression — and S4 League came back like that one ex who says they’ve changed but is still a walking red flag. Blaming everything on “beta” doesn’t fly when half the game feels like it was cobbled together in PowerPoint.
This is just my POV, but if you're thinking about hopping back into S4... maybe give it a sec. Or a year. Or just go play literally anything else until they get their act together.
Peace, and may your games crash less than this one. ( I WANTED TO DUMP THIS ON THEIR DISCORD BUT AM 24H MUTED FOR BEING SARCASTIC BEST STAFF )
EDIT :
So VFUN decided to necromance S4League and, surprise surprise, they brought it back in the most peak capitalism way possible. If you were worried this was going to be pay to win, don’t be! You can’t even play—so there's nothing to win! But hey, at least the item shop works perfectly. Priorities, am I right? Matchmaking? Broken. Servers? Scuffed. Gameplay? Dead. But oh boy, that cash shop? Smoother than your last breakup.You wanna play? Too bad. But you can drop $5 for a 1-day rental on a shirt. That’s right—renting digital clothes, because buying them permanently would make too much sense. And don’t forget the 1500AP gachas where you roll the dice harder than your uncle at a Vegas poker table. Because nothing screams "fun" like gambling for pixels.I get it—you need money to run a game. Servers aren’t free, devs gotta eat. But making the shop the only working feature? That ain’t support, that’s a robbery in broad daylight wearing anime armor.Also, the legendary “600 free AP” you’re tossing to players? Wow. That’ll get me a 1-day pair of pants and maybe half a gun. So generous. Truly. And shoutout to the mods who look like they’re being held hostage by a Genshin fan discord—y’all doing great. I’m sure someone, somewhere, knows what they’re doing. Probably. Maybe. Nop
So I saw the hype about S4 League making a comeback and thought, “Hey, maybe this is the time. Maybe they’ll do it right.” Lol. LMAO even. Let’s dive into this beautiful disaster.
First things first: The Legendary 21-Hour Delay
Oh yeah, the release was delayed. Not by an hour, not by five, but a full 21 hours. People were out here refreshing the launcher like it was gonna drop a miracle. And yeah, sure, delays happen, it’s "beta", devs need time, blah blah — but you’d think after YEARS of waiting, they might, I don’t know, test the damn thing ONCE. OR TWICE. Maybe even a cheeky third time just to be safe?
The Staff — Handpicked from the Local Meme Dumpster
I don’t wanna throw shade (I do), but let’s talk about the staff. Most of them look like they just got yanked outta Xero with a blindfold on and handed mod powers. Their biggest contribution? Arguing about memes on Discord while dodging every single serious question like it's a bullet in a Matrix cutscene. “Why is the game crashing?” — crickets. “Why does the anti-cheat suck?” — shrug emoji.
The Game — AKA: “Have You Even Played This?
So y’all slapped AP items in like it’s a shopping mall but forgot to check if players can climb half the damn walls? The train door on Station-2? Nope. Wall to base on the same map? Also nope. The only thing climbing is my disappointment.
The Anti-Cheat
What even is this anti-cheat? It's like someone went to AliExpress, typed “anti-cheat software”, sorted by lowest price, and slapped it in the game. It does nothing except apparently crash your game mid-match like it’s a feature. Months of waiting for a “new version” and somehow we got less content and more bugs. A true innovation.
Look, I don’t care if the game gets better later. You don’t get a second first impression — and S4 League came back like that one ex who says they’ve changed but is still a walking red flag. Blaming everything on “beta” doesn’t fly when half the game feels like it was cobbled together in PowerPoint.
This is just my POV, but if you're thinking about hopping back into S4... maybe give it a sec. Or a year. Or just go play literally anything else until they get their act together.
Peace, and may your games crash less than this one. ( I WANTED TO DUMP THIS ON THEIR DISCORD BUT AM 24H MUTED FOR BEING SARCASTIC BEST STAFF )
EDIT :
So VFUN decided to necromance S4League and, surprise surprise, they brought it back in the most peak capitalism way possible. If you were worried this was going to be pay to win, don’t be! You can’t even play—so there's nothing to win! But hey, at least the item shop works perfectly. Priorities, am I right? Matchmaking? Broken. Servers? Scuffed. Gameplay? Dead. But oh boy, that cash shop? Smoother than your last breakup.You wanna play? Too bad. But you can drop $5 for a 1-day rental on a shirt. That’s right—renting digital clothes, because buying them permanently would make too much sense. And don’t forget the 1500AP gachas where you roll the dice harder than your uncle at a Vegas poker table. Because nothing screams "fun" like gambling for pixels.I get it—you need money to run a game. Servers aren’t free, devs gotta eat. But making the shop the only working feature? That ain’t support, that’s a robbery in broad daylight wearing anime armor.Also, the legendary “600 free AP” you’re tossing to players? Wow. That’ll get me a 1-day pair of pants and maybe half a gun. So generous. Truly. And shoutout to the mods who look like they’re being held hostage by a Genshin fan discord—y’all doing great. I’m sure someone, somewhere, knows what they’re doing. Probably. Maybe. Nop