Battle Pirates v125

Now offering BP MODs to those interested. Contact me for details as I don't want these leached. Thanks!

INSTANT ROCKET BUILD
INSTANT TURRET
INSTANT BASE REPAIR
INSTANT FLEET REPAIR
INSTANT REASEARCH
INSTANT BUILD HULLS
INSTANT REFIT HULLS
INSTANT UPGRADE
INSTANT RENAME
INSTANT FORTIFY
INSTANT RES,= NO XP
INSTANT RANK HULLS, =1 RANK AT A TIME

EDIT: To clarify, this is a paid service. Message me for a sample file to show we are legit.

Are these custom or are they similar to what may be available on certain sites already?

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Originally Posted by neomam Are these custom or are they similar to what may be available on certain sites already?

I edited the post to include what is offered.

Sniff sniff, I can smell a price tag, did you forget to add that to your post?

Why use the word "offering" when you are clearly "selling"?

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Originally Posted by KillaKeith Now offering BP MODs to those interested. Contact me for details as I don't want these leached. Thanks! INSTANT ROCKET BUILD INSTANT TURRET INSTANT BASE REPAIR INSTANT FLEET REPAIR INSTANT REASEARCH INSTANT BUILD HULLS INSTANT REFIT HULLS INSTANT UPGRADE INSTANT RENAME INSTANT FORTIFY INSTANT RES,= NO XP INSTANT RANK HULLS, =1 RANK AT A TIME

So, is this free?

:pimp:

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Originally Posted by ufcman :pimp:

We should have known it was you all along ufcman.

Now, what happened to zzzhaxer, did you ditch him and are now KillaKeith?

I like the fake thanks from jillis20, at least you didn't create that account today, lmao.
I'll give you credit there.

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Originally Posted by Morgs888 We should have known it was you all along ufcman. Now, what happened to zzzhaxer, did you ditch him and are now KillaKeith? I like the fake thanks from jillis20, at least you didn't create that account today, lmao. I'll give you credit there.

nah man its not me but its good work just shows you that your about as stupis as the image u have :bandit:

Come on man, I just watched the whole thing, Killa signs out, you sign in and post and then sign straight back out and Killa signs straight back in. Not to mention you trying to endorse the post by saying "its good work"

Maybe I'm a little smarter than you think and you're the fool.

BTW, you can be logged into the same forum under 2 different names if you like, but obviously you need to do it one at a time lol. Is that too much multitasking for you to manage?

naw man its not me take my word but good try your close:bandit:

I just log in to watch the banter lol Makes me laugh :D

How To Wipe Your Butt: Step 1.

Now you can begin wiping. It is important that you remain seated for the duration of the procedure, as this ensures proper area coverage and meticulous cleansing. Start out with a decent size wad of tissue; three balled-up squares should be plenty.

Reach around and behind your butt, and lean onto the opposing cheek.

Wipe with the pointer, middle, and ring fingers of your acting hand under the toilet paper. Have your middle finger slightly raised with your pointer and ring fingers resting partially behind.


Use moderate pressure and wipe at a cautious speed from front to back. Continue with this step, using the same size wad of tissue, until the amount of remnants on the paper decreases by fifty percent.

When obvious progress has been made, the amount of tissue required should be reduced. Two crumpled squares should be enough at this stage.

Follow the directions of Step 1 (with the reduced paper amount), using increasing pressure with each wipe. Continue until the amount of remnants on the tissue decreases to a small amount.

How To Wipe Your Butt: Step 3.

The paper quantity should now be decreased to one folded square. This really is sufficient. Really.

Again, repeat the wiping directions from Step 1, but now you should be using significant (though not excessive) pressure. As you pass over your anus, relax the sphincter muscles and slightly press the pad of your middle finger into the opening, continuing the progression from front to back. Repeat this step until there is very little to no remnants transferring onto the paper.

How To Wipe Your Butt: Step 4.

Now you are ready for the final cleansing stage. Using a wet wipe, repeat Step 3 until absolutely no remnants remain. You may use moist wipes designed for adult bathroom use or baby wipes.

This is an oft-ignored step to the wiping process, but one that should never be passed up. In this step, you are ensuring a fresh, thorough clean that is second only to a bath or shower, greatly reducing or eliminating any staining, odor, or itching that may occur later.

How To Wipe Your Butt: Step 5.

The toilet should now be flushed.

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Originally Posted by Morgs888 Come on man, I just watched the whole thing, Killa signs out, you sign in and post and then sign straight back out and Killa signs straight back in. Not to mention you trying to endorse the post by saying "its good work" Maybe I'm a little smarter than you think and you're the fool. BTW, you can be logged into the same forum under 2 different names if you like, but obviously you need to do it one at a time lol. Is that too much multitasking for you to manage?

not know was selling damn..

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Originally Posted by ufcman How To Wipe Your Butt: Step 1. Now you can begin wiping. It is important that you remain seated for the duration of the procedure, as this ensures proper area coverage and meticulous cleansing. Start out with a decent size wad of tissue; three balled-up squares should be plenty. Reach around and behind your butt, and lean onto the opposing cheek. Wipe with the pointer, middle, and ring fingers of your acting hand under the toilet paper. Have your middle finger slightly raised with your pointer and ring fingers resting partially behind. Use moderate pressure and wipe at a cautious speed from front to back. Continue with this step, using the same size wad of tissue, until the amount of remnants on the paper decreases by fifty percent. When obvious progress has been made, the amount of tissue required should be reduced. Two crumpled squares should be enough at this stage. Follow the directions of Step 1 (with the reduced paper amount), using increasing pressure with each wipe. Continue until the amount of remnants on the tissue decreases to a small amount. How To Wipe Your Butt: Step 3. The paper quantity should now be decreased to one folded square. This really is sufficient. Really. Again, repeat the wiping directions from Step 1, but now you should be using significant (though not excessive) pressure. As you pass over your anus, relax the sphincter muscles and slightly press the pad of your middle finger into the opening, continuing the progression from front to back. Repeat this step until there is very little to no remnants transferring onto the paper. How To Wipe Your Butt: Step 4. Now you are ready for the final cleansing stage. Using a wet wipe, repeat Step 3 until absolutely no remnants remain. You may use moist wipes designed for adult bathroom use or baby wipes. This is an oft-ignored step to the wiping process, but one that should never be passed up. In this step, you are ensuring a fresh, thorough clean that is second only to a bath or shower, greatly reducing or eliminating any staining, odor, or itching that may occur later. How To Wipe Your Butt: Step 5. The toilet should now be flushed.

LMFAO

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Originally Posted by ufcman naw man its not me take my word but good try your close:bandit:

And your word is good for shit you spacker.

I smell GGN aka smokey and that bunch all over this post