[Guide] How to Fail

09/16/2011 20:39 Spirited#1
Hey! I'm going to help you all fail today!
First, let's go over what helps us all fail. We're seen these time after time again, but let's just make sure we're on the same page on what must be accomplished:

1. Hire a young, immature and power hungry, raging staff. You want to make sure that you hire only the best of the worst. The least experienced will help you achieve your server goals.

2. Disrespecting your players: kill them as much as possible using commands and aim bots. Put them in their place and let them know that they're below the staff at all times. Also, make all of your friends staff members and hunt your players like the animals they are.

3. Development: avoid it at all costs! If you think that you can't do it, then you probably can't. Don't try, don't attempt- and keep everything the same! Members hate bugs in the game (but they hate you more! so put them in their place!!).

4. Client: Edit the shit out of it. If you are very serious about your goals, then make sure that your client is almost incomprehensible.

Do all of the above correctly and I ensure that you will have a successfully failing server!
Good luck! :awesome:

Sincerely,
Fang

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09/16/2011 20:54 BaussHacker#2
Actually it doesn't need a guide.

Those who will fail will fail no matter what.
09/16/2011 22:54 turk55#3
Sounds like renegade
09/17/2011 00:04 BaussHacker#4
Now when I think about it. The source does not make a server good, but the community.
09/17/2011 00:05 F i n c h i#5
Lol, epic thread.
09/17/2011 00:42 Spirited#6
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Originally Posted by BaussHacker View Post
Now when I think about it. The source does not make a server good, but the community.
That's why I focused mainly on the community. Fuck them over and you're bound to be on your way to "success".
09/17/2011 02:13 WrathKing#7
How to fail: Be Fang.
09/17/2011 04:07 xBlackPlagu3x#8
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Originally Posted by WrathKing View Post
How to fail: Be Fang.
Seriously who the hell would want to be Fang? Listening to your members and developing goodness into your server source... it's bullshit ain't it?

@Fang - I'm going to listen to your advice! *System Restores to a previous time where I had my Conquer-Sx source* Here we go! Expect a server release tomorrow! "Conquer-Sx Iz Da Bezt 99.0"
09/17/2011 04:10 [P]ustekuchen'#9
Lol to epic :awesome:
09/17/2011 05:54 Spirited#10
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Originally Posted by xBlackPlagu3x View Post
Seriously who the hell would want to be Fang? Listening to your members and developing goodness into your server source... it's bullshit ain't it?

@Fang - I'm going to listen to your advice! *System Restores to a previous time where I had my Conquer-Sx source* Here we go! Expect a server release tomorrow! "Conquer-Sx Iz Da Bezt 99.0"
Don't forget to add cb drobs for GMs only.
09/17/2011 06:59 EviL|Shepherd#11
5. Make sure your server is binary.
09/17/2011 11:33 Lateralus#12
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5. Make sure your server is binary.
It'll be binary after compilation as long as you're using a compiled language.

I'm funny.
09/18/2011 05:05 EviL|Shepherd#13
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It'll be binary after compilation as long as you're using a compiled language.

I'm funny.
My brain hurts.
09/21/2011 13:42 tetsou#14
This is... FAILarta!
*Epic kick*
I'll learn how to really really fail with this guide :trollface:
09/21/2011 14:47 BaussHacker#15
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Originally Posted by tetsou View Post
This is... FAILarta!
*Epic kick*
I'll learn how to really really fail with this guide :trollface:
You just failed big time.