Make Me Laugh Contest

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Originally Posted by m0m0bizkit hey invisiblenoob check out mine ^^... this always cracks me up even after an emo as5 break up with my ex lol... [Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...]

Well it kinda funny, the funny things is when that Indian guy turns into monster, he suddenly dance. And a tons of people suddenly appears and do the same dance as him..

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Originally Posted by Hanzo33 Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?" The mother told them, "Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours." So the nuns left thinking, "What can I do that's unholy?" The next day they went to the mother one at a time. The mother said tot he first nun, "What unholy thing did you do?" and the nun said "I stole a kid's bike." The mother said, "I guess that will do, go drink some holy water. When the nun did she wasn't a nun anymore and she left the convent. The second nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The nun replied, "I slept with a married man!" The mother said, "Well, that's sinning. Go drink holy water." The third nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The third nun said proudly, "I pissed in the holy water!"

Hahah, I pissed in the holy water!

he copied micheal jacksons music video.
but always cracks me up ..doesnt matter which mood im in ha.

hehe ... :p

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hoi hätt auch gern son account^^

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Gehen zwei Schwänze ins Kino , sagt der eine : ,,Hoffentlich kommt jetzt kein Pornofilm sonst müssen wir wieder stehen !´´

What did the swedish, nigger and the polish do at a striptease club?

- I dont know

The swedish guy was watching, the nigger cleaned the place and the polish guy was there to pick up his wife!

Mwahha

Ist zwar kein Witz, aber lachen sollte man immer.. ;P

Its sick :D

hashah that last one crazy

The Whitest kids U' Know are the best

If Carlsberg were an Silkroad player, it would probably be the best player in the world. xDDDD

I can make you laugh with a video

Wichtig, stell's dir bildlich vor :D kennst ihn vllt shon, aber ich find den beim 10ten mal noch lustig.. naja viel spass :P

Ein 15-jähriger Junge fragt seinen Papa, ob er am Abend auf einer Party Alkohol trinken darf.


Sein Vater erlaubt es ihm.


Am nächsten Morgen, als der Junge wach wird, hat er überall blaue Flecken und wundert sich, da er sich an nichts mehr erinnern kann.


Er fragt seinen Papa:"Papa, hast du mich heute Nacht etwa noch verprügelt!?"


Der Papa: "Sohn! Wenn du morgens um halb vier Sturm klingelst, dann ist das ok.


Wenn du dann direkt ins Badezimmer rennst, und in die Badewanne kotzt, ist das auch ok.


Wenn du mich als Zuhälter beschimpfst, ist das auch noch ok.


Wenn du zu deiner Mutter Schlampe sagst, naja, dann lass ich das auch gerade noch durchgehen. ABER:


wenn du dann noch ins Wohnzimmer gehst, auf den Teppich kackst, Salzstangen reinsteckst, und zu mir sagst:


ALTER, der Igel wohnt jetzt hier - DAS GEHT ZU WEIT!!!"

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