What you will not get from these forums is a nib's guide to hacking everything. There was a time when we were all new to this, and we had no hands or legs up in this situation - so we each had to learn for ourselves.
If you "HAVE READ THROUGH MOST OF THE POSTS," then you should not actually be posting for help for things that have already been explained. If all I did was read posts and I have shit working, yet you have read all the posts and have no shit working.... there's a problem.
Besides, there's no better way of learning than fucking it up for yourself and then FUCKING FIXING IT.
There's many things in life that don't come with a manual, Life itself for instance (please do not quote me religious rhetoric, because you are wrong). We figure things out for ourselves one mistake at a time, and when we can prove ourselves to those whom have more knowledge than us..... perhaps they may throw us a bone and see that we're not just lurking.
Until then, prove yourself.