Chuck Norris and Silkroad, remarks.

[Mass Mods]

If Chuck Norris did a trade run, he would not have to run anywhere, you would be the one running.... with your tail between your legs.

If he were the thief.....

Your summon transport animal would not summon for you, it would simply reply "You have already lost all of your goods, instantly after that, you would see a prompt box asking if you would like to ressurect at the specifed point or if you are too afraid to get up because Chuck Norris will be standing over you?"

[Babycakes9]

Ok,

[marcelthekiller]

who is chuck norris

[Mass Mods]

Chuck Norris is the guy that makes the boogeyman sleep with the lights on.

He is also the reason why Waldo is hiding.

[hitman69]

Originally Posted by marcelthekiller

who is chuck norris

He's bigger than *** itself.

[munkypoo7]

I rofled at this thread! Chuck Norris FTW!!!

[Mass Mods]

Yeah that's a great site.

[xMedeia]

Lmao Mass

[SpriGgy]

If Chuck Norris would play Silkroad he would make the Ultimate Skill and all Mobs in silkroad would die instantly even the Uniques. And then he would be lvl 90.
And Chuck doesnt need to farm, cause he only needs 1 skill xD

[darkmartha]

chuck norris can be a trader, hunter and thief at the same time xD

chuck norris get 1kk gold for teleport^^

chuck norris get exp if other players do quests ^^

[lopasas]

Chinese people saw Chuck Norris doing a roundhouse kick
Now that skill is called ghost spear

[SpriGgy]

Chuck Norris can make every weapon +13 with only 13 Elexirs

Chuck Norris always know where the Next Unique will spawn.

Chuck Norris made a Trade run from Jangan to Constantinople in under 1 hour xD

Chuck Norris is able to Buy SealOfHonor 9D Weapons

Chuck Norris Account got Banned Only 1 Time, The GM was never seen again

Chuck Norris doesnt need a Premium Ticket to Login on first Try.

You never found anyone who KSed Chuck Norris, they didnt lived long enough to speak about it

Chuck Norris can KS even Wizards.

Chuck Norris can Pickup Drops of other Players.

Chuck Norris was the First Player who reached Murder lvl 1.000, and no one was able to strike him down.

[SkilledPwnz00r]

chuck norris lvl is Infinite. GMs are afraid to let Chuck norris wait for the next cap.

Chuck Norris can hit through "Block"

Chuck Norris wins a pvp with his hands that has 105% crit (he defied the laws of 100%s)

[Mass Mods]

Originally Posted by SpriGgy

Chuck Norris can make every weapon +13 with only 13 Elexirs

Chuck Norris always know where the Next Unique will spawn.

Chuck Norris made a Trade run from Jangan to Constantinople in under 1 hour xD

Chuck Norris is able to Buy SealOfHonor 9D Weapons

Chuck Norris Account got Banned Only 1 Time, The GM was never seen again

Chuck Norris doesnt need a Premium Ticket to Login on first Try.

You never found anyone who KSed Chuck Norris, they didnt lived long enough to speak about it

Chuck Norris can KS even Wizards.

Chuck Norris can Pickup Drops of other Players.

Chuck Norris was the First Player who reached Murder lvl 1.000, and no one was able to strike him down.

Sprig I just wanted to make sure you were up with the times, maybe when Chuck Norris was a baby, he did those things but now he is grown up so I will clarify....


Chuck Norris can make every weapon +13 with only 2 Elixers, or he stares a mob down until they drop one that is already +12, mobs that this has happened to never spawn again.

Chuck Norris always knows where the next Unique will spawn, which is why he is always standing right there, in every server killing all uniques simultaneously from behind before they even realize they are alive.

Chuck Norris made a Trade run from Jangan to Constantinople in roughly 3 mins and 25 seconds.

Chuck Norris does not have to buy anything, he stares the NPC down until they shit there pants and give him what he wants.

The GM attempted to ban Chuck Norris, but just as he was typing the last letter of his name, Chuck Norris did a roundhouse kick through the GM's monitor, breaking the GM's galsses in two, the GM that attempted this is now blind and cannot play SRO anymore.

Chuck Norris does not need to login to SRO to play, he uses multi clientless, which is why you can never connect. He is just so big that he takes up 3199 of 3200 slots.

Anyone stupid enough to KS Chuck Norris is retarded on there part, because Chuck Norris will KS you for the rest of the game, you will stay same level and same percentage wishing you hadn't, if you try making another char for him to not ks you, he will then appear right behind you and just as you turn around to see who it is, you are knocked out by roundhouse kick to the dome. Leaving you forgetful that you ever played SRO in the first place.

Chuck Norris cannot be KS'ed, you kill for him, he takes all the EXP/SP, you are just as well plvling him.

Chuck Norris picks other players upside down to empty there belongings, he then sells them to NPC's in exchange the NPC gets nothing.

Chuck Norris has always been a murderer, the whole server vs him would be pointless because he takes up 3199 slots and you will be MURDERED!.

[Secura]

Originally Posted by SpriGgy

If Chuck Norris would play Silkroad he would make the Ultimate Skill and all Mobs in silkroad would die instantly even the Uniques. And then he would be lvl 90.
And Chuck doesnt need to farm, cause he only needs 1 skill xD

Boooooooooooooooooooooo.
Bad one.

This is one of the best:

Chuck Norris Account got Banned Only 1 Time, The GM was never seen again

The rest just sucks.



Chuck Norris dont needs to farm SP at ongs, he just takes yours when you meet him.
Chuck Norris dont needs to worry about walls & trees while he bots, he has wall hack.
Chuck Norris can fight all full Seal of Sun Players at once, because he is full Seal of Chuck.

And now the best:
If Chuck Norris has a Build, than its 8:1 Int Spear Hybrid, Heuksal, Cold & Lightning.