Epic 5 beeing made (Behind the scenes)

[zereke]

Epic 5 beeing made (Behind the scenes)

The dev responsible for armor session is looking around his desk to be inspired by random stuff for his new task.

"Um.. Lets see, Ranger.. OOOhhh, lunch time! Wewt, a banana, my mom is soo cool. hm, this banana is cool to. bell ranger and banana? Eeey and this piece of ham can be the shield miller!"

*Dev starts to play with the banana and piece of ham*

"Take that evil ham-shield-miller! Oh yea!? Take that banana man! Nooot, you missed me evil ham-shield-miller!"

*Reaches for his toaster at his desk

"Ahahhaa, and here comes the Accretian! Muahhaha Bash! Crush! Noone can beat the Accretian!"

*crushes the banana with the heavy toaster and makes a lot of mess around his desk*

"Oh my ***, evil ham-shield-miller bocked my attack"

*Dev reaches for his lamp, starting to flick the lamp on and off fast*

"Oh no, its the cora spellcasters!!! Hurry evil-shield-miller, ruuuun, the spellcaster is a hacker!"

"Im here to to puwn your bebbies and sell ur genitals to the shop!"



*office-door opens and in comes Jim Brown, director off RF-online department*

Jim: "DUDE!"

Dev: ".... I was looking for some notes.. For the Armor research!"


EDIT: names/nicknames are taken from codemaster staff

[zereke]

Scene 2

*Jim closes the door slowly with himself safely on the other side*


"WAAARG!!! The evil man just left!, WE NEED BACKUP!!!"

*cuts out a cow from the "sunset cow" picture hanging on his wall*

"Muhahaha! here comes the backup tank in full intense armor, to support the main tank!"

*Picks up his pink-panter lunchbox*

"guys, can i join your party? looks ubah."

"Toaster; N0000!, your low lvl, no phatz for you!"

"but.... I can be healer?!"

"well, join in, lets raid teh coffee maker!#"



*Dev picks up the squeeshy banana, toaster, lunchbox, cow-picture, ham and lamp then heads out off the offise towards the coffeemaker.*

Ulric: Hi dev, You cleaning your office?

*Dev looks at all the junk in his hands*

Dev: ".... no, we're raiding the coffeemaker.."

Ulric: "..................... cAN I JOIN!?"

Dev: "Party is full, sorry mate.

Ulric: "oh.."

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Scene 3

Ulric: "but hey, i where here first.!"

*Dev grabs Ulric's coffee and run away towards his office*

Dev: "KS!!"

Ulric: "JIIIIIIIIIIM.... Dev TOOOK MY COFFEEE!!"

*Jim slams open the door.*

Jim: "T_T"

Ulric: "O_O... but,,, he took my coffee!"

*Jim closes the door with another slam*



*back on the office, dev is stuffing all his trash own in the tashcan..*

"woooh, that was close"

"lets see, where was I... yes, bellato ranger armor could look as a banana"



*Another place, one floor down: Dnote is trying to flush the toilet, but something doesnt work as it intended. Dnote runs out into the hallway in huge frustration*

Dnote: PAPIRCLIPS!!!! I NEED PAPIRCLIPS!!!

Satine: OMFG!!! DUDE!!! pull your pants on.

Dnote: PAPIRCLIPS!!! do you have papirclips Satine?

*Dnote fumbling with his pants, trying to pull them on but fails and falls on the floor*

*Satine starts screaming and runs away*

[zereke]

Scene 4

*Dnote after a while with tough struggle against his own pants, he takes the elevator up to 5th floor. (armor department)*

Dnote: "Anyone got PAPIRCLIPS?"

*Dnote opens dev's office door and gets a small shock*

Dnote: "WTF?"

* Dev turns around in his office chair and looks on Dnote as nothing has happend *

Dnote: "DUde, your full off icecream! O.o and,,, your keyboard is full of chocklate."

Dev: "ah, no worrys mate, Im just testin out some new codes."

Dnote: "ya got papirclip for me?"

Dev: "Nope, keep on searchin, nuthing to loot here."



Ulric: "/s Dnote, got your papirclips here."

Dnote: "/s IM COMING!!"



Ulric: "Come here, take a look at my screen., HAHAHAA"

Dnote: "N00blets asking for teleport again? they stuck?"

Ulric: "Yup, Gonna warp them to the upper east corner of Elan, check this out "

Dnote: "hahaha, how that player swear!, hurry, take a screenee."

Ulric: "Sweeet, i'll print it out. Could you hang it up on the wall together with the rest for me?"

* Dnote hangs up the screenshot and walks out with the papirclips *

Dnote: "/s thanks for the clips dude!"

Ulric: "/s what ya need em for?"

* Dnote runs towards the elevator without replying *


xD last 1 for today

[jpogzs]

ROFL

[zereke]

Scene 5

Satine: "WHaaaazuuuup!"

*Satine jumps out in the empty hallway, but she doesnt see anyone*

Satine: "/S Ey, Anyone there?"

*Silence, just a blinking light at the end of the hallway sharing its last breath*

Satine: "/S Helllu, anyone?"

*Satine walking down the empty hallway, trying to explore unseen parts off the building, and she stops at a new small door marked with "Servers"*

*She opens the door slowly to peek inside*



Satine: "/w pssst,, anyone here?"

Satine: "/visinity yo, anyone here?"

*One of the servers in the dark warm room made a noicy beep, Satine gets stunned for a short time*

Unknown Voice: "O yes my precious, very nice!"

Unknown Voice "My, my own, my precious!"

Satine: "Gollom? O.o"

Unknown Voice: "Quick, must hide!... .. Oooo, visitors?, so wh ya might be, laddy?"

*A pale white thin man is hanging over a monitor, which is close to the only light in the whole room*



Satine "Um,, my name is satine, im.. who are you?"

Unknown Voice "Yarr, Im pun teh servers!. Jimmmi guy put meza here 4years ago, Imma in charge of servers"

Server Maintenance Dude: "Yer 'now meza patchin n makin things run"

Satine: "O_O no sleep?"

SMD: "EEEP!; No Sleeping for this laddy, servers must run, at all cost!"

*Servers make another beeping sound and SMD gets exited*

SMD: "There ya go girl, now meza get directx 14-y, had to give a ****** hand for this"

Satine: "T_T didnt windowns just release dx10?"



*Speakers on the walls making a bling bling blong sound*

Jim: "/all MEEETING TIME!!!!! RALLY!"