In a sunny day,Ocean pmaster,and Shetan, closed the server for while,why?
They just wanted to upgrade it to 2000 slots,so they had to move it to another place
So...they started to take PC by PC and to move them from Ocean's home , to Pmaster's home.
In a happy ending...they moved all the PC's to pmasters home so they were very happy
So'z...they started to upgrade the server to 2000 slots
They worked 3 days and 3 nights on it,but they couldnt upgrade it,so they said :
Ocean: hey,those geeks that are playing our server dont need more slots *evil laugh* lets let them get druged by our server mwhaha
P-Master : Indeed,thats a very nice idea,wow Ocean,you're a genius they dont need more slots just let them die and connecting mwhaha *evil laugh*
Shetan : I support this idea so...lets open it by now guys,we will get more and more money mwhaha *dreaming* we will get rich!
"Starting the server by now"
Ocean : ok guys,we did it,all pc's are back connected one by one,so lets start it.
P-master : roger that,affirmative.
Ocean : Server initiations in 10 seconds.
phase 1 completed
Shetan : phase 1 completed! start phase 2!
Ocean : affirmative , starting phase 2 ! let it go P
Phase 2 loading,phase 2 completed!
Shetan: phase 2 completed,start phase 3!
Ocean : roger
Pmaster : affirmative,roger that,phase 3 and the last one starting!
Ocean : weeee money will keep coming *dreaming*
Shetan : Phase 3 FAILED! WARNING! CRITICAL ERROR IN SISTEM
P-Master : omg we are ruinned
Ocean : omgggggg my sweet money maker server is gooooneeee,what did we forgot to do?!!??!
Shetan : i will check all components again!
Ocean : affirmative,checking started!
Game server,main server,download server,update manager,agent server,database, all are OK!
Ocean : so wth if wrong?!?!
P-Master : O-o-ocean.... i think we forgot the big button
Ocean : what button?!!? o.o I Tought we brought it with us-.- ffs
Shetan : that big red button?!
P-Master : now i know why u took u as my lady ure so smart
Shetan : i know dear thanks
Ocean : ok guys! enough with tha love,we need moneyyyy
Shetan : ok ,we got the button,now where we need to put it ?O.o
P-Master : i think it goes on that black empty hole
P-Master : Ocean any ideas?1
Ocean : no rofl,im your master,you must do the work for me!
Shetan : -.- we dont even get money for this u geek
P-Master : yeah right!
Ocean : ok guys,ill pay you...maybe in your dreams...
Shetan+P-Master : geeeeeeeeeek
Ocean : ok ok,just lets start the server,those little kidies out there will bring us money
Server starting in:
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2...
1...
Server Started!
Ocean+Pmaster+Shetan : weeeee the money maker server is back online
Ocean : ok guys! back to work now! go on ur servers,and show that you are friendly! they will buy more and moreeee *evil laugh* mwhahaha
P-Master : wait! what about fembria?
Ocean : fembria?! what was that?
Shetan : you said you will open a new server fembria -.- where is it?
Ocean : rofl..i forgot about that,i should open a store for fembria,then they could buy items,with no server mwhaha , and then,no new server bwhahaha
P-master : man,you scare me,youre evil!
Server confirmation failure! critical error!
Ocean : ZOMFG NOT AGAINNNN!! WHATS HAPPENING?!
P-master : its a attack of some hackers omg! we forgot the protection sistem! omg we get attacked! our server gonna be stolen!
Shetan : wait dont panic! ill see who's hacking it! brb
Shetan : omg! i found some ip's and ports that come from...wait,i trace the ip's now!
P-master : ok ok we are waiting!
Ocean : faster !!!
Shetan : ok im connected in his pc! omg,the source is a ...cat house?! wtf,someone is fooling us!
P-master : omg my lady,are you on drugs?o.O
Shetan : no lol! wait,ill try to establish a camera connection to see who's the hacker!
Connecting to : cat house.isp (rofl )
Shetan : Im connected,come guys look omg! the hacker is too smart for us,we cant pwn it we got owned by a cat omg!
Ocean : omg! we got pwnt! server is offline for ever omg! a kit will get alot of money from my serverrr arghhh!!*going mad*
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