Can FIFA 15′s Living Pitch meeting with Rainbow Six: Siege's Living Hostage? The hostage could crawl around begging little robot cameras for help, each desperate scrabble dynamically marking and muddying the athletic field. Or possibly the marketers who name these products must date.
I can't wait to try out bingo. Seriously! Recent iterations of FIFA have been so competent. Simon Kuper writes that "football is best understood as a dance for space", and FIFA captures that, especially when played head-to-head with another human. It's as much about real-time tactics, finding angles, creating space and triggering runs because it is the camp machinery of passing and shooting.
But no, I probably wouldn't have otherwise noticed "incredible latest features like visible breathing and hair movement." Probably I'll notice this year's tweaks to player pace, turning speed and defensive manouvers, and whether all of these tweaks fix underlying control issues inside the series and the overpowered crosses of FIFA 14.
Put simply, your next quarter or so will be insufferable, as I always watch each new trailer and scream from the bounds of its language and my inescapable excitement. I apologise beforehand.