Dekaron Ultra's disclaimer:
Alright. Now lets analyze it.Quote:
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Section 1:
Part 1:
What??? That's like saying:Quote:
- Hey, I stole your money, now don't you dare come near me, because thats what it says right here, on this crap I wrote.
Yeah, well, really smart
, the little problem here is: It's stupid and not logical at all.Part 2:
Agains? Oh, just a typo. A really nice disclaimer, with grammar mistakes...Quote:
Part 3:
Oh, is that why you downloaded the files from a forum, your client is csv-based and I use it to host my test server? Yeah, it's privately held, got it. You might want to remove that big "Download" button on the left, I don't think that it helps you keep your content "privately held".Quote:
Part 4:
Ok, so the summary is:Quote:
"I stole your files and money, but you must not come here to look what I'm doing, because if you do, I will sue you."
Well, you get the point.
Section 2:
Part 5:
Except for downloading and leeching them from Dekaron-Korea, right?Quote:
Part 6:
Well, that's the 1st logic sentence I saw there, except that it also means that you leeched the files?Quote:
Part 7:
Well, translated to human language, that basically means that they let you use their files however you want, as open-source... I doubt that DK-KR thinks the same way.Quote:
Anyway... DK-Ultra, here, in this disclaimer, allow you to use their files for any purpose you want! Go ahead and leech all you want, they are OK with it!
Section 3:
Part 8:
Well, that's a nice touch to get more players... :/Quote:
Part 9:
So basically now you are denying part 8 in part 9? Does the admin have a dual personality or something?Quote:
Part 10:
So, Dekaron-Ultra is an educational program?Quote:
Part 11:
Alright, so what's with these so called admins, DEVs, GMs, MODs..? And by the way, it it's a "self-sustained" community, who hosts the server? The players? Umm, somehow I don't think so.Quote:
Whole section 4:
Part 12:
Same old story that I said in section 1:Quote:
"We steal your files and money, but you mustn't sue us or we will sue you for suing us."
Well, I know it's funny and all, but come on! Stop repeating yourself, you said almost the same thing in the 1st section!
Section 5:
Part 13:
That's like saying "We know that you saw us stealing money, so please leave and don't tell anyone about it, alright?"Quote:
I would put a facepalm here, but it simply wouldn't be enough...
P.S. It's immediately, not immediatelly...
Part 14:
So, if you have stolen money from someone, and that someone comes to look what you are doing, you will sue him and take more money from him to pay for the court? Yeah... Right...Quote:
Part 15:
I laughed out loud at this part. Educational purposes only and strictly for fun?Quote:
Wow. Simply wow. They have outdone themselves.
Also... will not be used to make money in any way? So what's up with that "Donate for coins" system you guys put up there?
Also, it's strictly, not stricly...
Part 16:
Well, I don't even think you know what that means, but DK-KR can f**k you up for that one...Quote:
Well, I'm pretty sure we laughed out loud while reading some parts of it...
If you are too bored to read it all, then I still recommend to do so, because it's really funny.
And if some of you think that no one would be dumb enough to make THAT kind of a disclaimer, here is some proof...
Enjoy the laughter this thread may have given you.
