a socketeer told me something

lol, i think making good socs has alot to do with timing. i mean its like " more likely to get a soc at certain time and less likely at other times", well server maintenace is another case. why do i say tat? its cuz my friend is really really really a socketeer, he makes at least 3socs a week, and the hell i am not joking. how he did it? not through met spam cuz all the soc he made is lowest lv and normal :p. then he told me tat u have to open ancestor box or mb at the right time to get a much higher chance of getting a soc, which really works.
it mite sounds confusing cuz i am totaly amazed when i write this. dont know bout u guys, wat u think about this soc trick?

Sorry old socket argument, we have all heard it before. Timing and server maint are common knowledge for socketing and have yet to be absoluetly proven.




OK HERE IS THIS NEW WORKING SOCKET TRICK.

Goto TC. Get lucky bless time. stack your character into a stack of at least 5 or more other characters, having your character on top. Equip a refined lvl 110 wand(no soc), take it off, equip a unique lvl 110 sword(no soc), take it off. Equip the wand again. Now turn on your television and put it to channel 37. Leave your TV on. Now stack 5 pepsi cans onto your left computer speaker - they must be the NHL hockey cans! and the stack has to be even or it wont work. If its raining outside, try again when its sunny. You need sunlight for this to work. Now grab your cat, and shave its tail. Put tape on its feet and watch it struggle. Now wash all the windows in your house. Check your CO character, make sure you still have the wand, bless, and your still in a stack with 5 characters. Now go outside and count up 500 blades of grass in your front yard(you have to do this or it wont work). Now hang a picture of dogs playing poker RIGHT ABOVE your computer monitor. Make sure the picture is crooked hanging to the right, on a 5 degree angle or you wont get a socket. Now open winamp and play your favourite song. Turn it up at least half way or you wont get a socket. Now grab an empty pack of gum and put it next to your keyboard - it dosen't matter what brand. Now grab your alarm clock in your bedroom, and set it ahead by EXACTLY 2 hours and 37 minutes. Now grab a permanent felt marker, and draw 3 lines up your left arm (finger tip to soulder) and 4 lines on your right arm. Now get a large bag of chips - not a small bag but a large one and eat them all. Ruffles sour cream & onion seems to be the luckiest for me! Once your done the bag, crinkle it into a little ball and put it next to your computer desk. Dont worry, your almost done!! Now goto [Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...] and run a search for your favourite music artist. click the 144th result and read EVERY WORD on the said webpage. when your done, close google. Now go outside and check your mail, grab the news paper. if there is no news paper, then you wont be able to socket and will have to wait until a newspaper is there. Next, plop your computer monitor on its left side. UP should be facing LEFT now (on your monitor). Not that if your monitor is 19" or larger this socket trick is not recommended. Remember your alarm clock that you set ahead by 2 hours and 37 minutes? Grab it. set it back in time by 14 minutes. now grab a stick of deodorant - it has to be right guard + power stripe. Go outside, and start wiping it on your or your parents vehicle. If you have multiple automobiles, just choose one. dont stop wiping the deoderant onto the paint job of the car until the deorerant is gone, and you can't force it! If you force it, you wont get a socket. Ok now make a lvl 1 noob and goto TC. spam the following phrase 10 times "TQ conquer rocks plzz soc plzz". Now goto market with the same noob and spam the following phrase 100 times "I love TQ". Now change your pants to jeans. If your already wearing jeans, change to some baggy shorts. Now grab your phone, and make 5 prank phone calls. Dont think about the phone numbers, they have to be random! Just dial without thinking otherwise you wont get a socket. Any prank will work as long as the phone number is r andom. Now goto your dog, and feed him a treat. Now go on the level 1 noob and spam "I LOVE TQ" in TC 47 times. Closet he noob. Now go on your main character, it should have luckytime and still be in a stack with 5 other people. Now spam 1 met, and you will get a socket! Spam another met on the same socket, and it will double socket! Spam another met on the double socket, and you'll get a triple socket!!!

Enjoy! It works every time!

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Originally posted by Matt.dk@May 1 2007, 05:24 Sorry old socket argument, we have all heard it before. Timing and server maint are common knowledge for socketing and have yet to be absoluetly proven. OK HERE IS THIS NEW WORKING SOCKET TRICK. Goto TC. Get lucky bless time. stack your character into a stack of at least 5 or more other characters, having your character on top. Equip a refined lvl 110 wand(no soc), take it off, equip a unique lvl 110 sword(no soc), take it off. Equip the wand again. Now turn on your television and put it to channel 37. Leave your TV on. Now stack 5 pepsi cans onto your left computer speaker - they must be the NHL hockey cans! and the stack has to be even or it wont work. If its raining outside, try again when its sunny. You need sunlight for this to work. Now grab your cat, and shave its tail. Put tape on its feet and watch it struggle. Now wash all the windows in your house. Check your CO character, make sure you still have the wand, bless, and your still in a stack with 5 characters. Now go outside and count up 500 blades of grass in your front yard(you have to do this or it wont work). Now hang a picture of dogs playing poker RIGHT ABOVE your computer monitor. Make sure the picture is crooked hanging to the right, on a 5 degree angle or you wont get a socket. Now open winamp and play your favourite song. Turn it up at least half way or you wont get a socket. Now grab an empty pack of gum and put it next to your keyboard - it dosen't matter what brand. Now grab your alarm clock in your bedroom, and set it ahead by EXACTLY 2 hours and 37 minutes. Now grab a permanent felt marker, and draw 3 lines up your left arm (finger tip to soulder) and 4 lines on your right arm. Now get a large bag of chips - not a small bag but a large one and eat them all. Ruffles sour cream & onion seems to be the luckiest for me! Once your done the bag, crinkle it into a little ball and put it next to your computer desk. Dont worry, your almost done!! Now goto [Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...] and run a search for your favourite music artist. click the 144th result and read EVERY WORD on the said webpage. when your done, close google. Now go outside and check your mail, grab the news paper. if there is no news paper, then you wont be able to socket and will have to wait until a newspaper is there. Next, plop your computer monitor on its left side. UP should be facing LEFT now (on your monitor). Not that if your monitor is 19" or larger this socket trick is not recommended. Remember your alarm clock that you set ahead by 2 hours and 37 minutes? Grab it. set it back in time by 14 minutes. now grab a stick of deodorant - it has to be right guard + power stripe. Go outside, and start wiping it on your or your parents vehicle. If you have multiple automobiles, just choose one. dont stop wiping the deoderant onto the paint job of the car until the deorerant is gone, and you can't force it! If you force it, you wont get a socket. Ok now make a lvl 1 noob and goto TC. spam the following phrase 10 times "TQ conquer rocks plzz soc plzz". Now goto market with the same noob and spam the following phrase 100 times "I love TQ". Now change your pants to jeans. If your already wearing jeans, change to some baggy shorts. Now grab your phone, and make 5 prank phone calls. Dont think about the phone numbers, they have to be random! Just dial without thinking otherwise you wont get a socket. Any prank will work as long as the phone number is r andom. Now goto your dog, and feed him a treat. Now go on the level 1 noob and spam "I LOVE TQ" in TC 47 times. Closet he noob. Now go on your main character, it should have luckytime and still be in a stack with 5 other people. Now spam 1 met, and you will get a socket! Spam another met on the same socket, and it will double socket! Spam another met on the double socket, and you'll get a triple socket!!! Enjoy! It works every time!

I did all that exactly as you said and still..... no soc..........

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Originally posted by jaymehta2511+May 1 2007, 05:36--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jaymehta2511 @ May 1 2007, 05:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Matt.dk@May 1 2007, 05:24 Sorry old socket argument, we have all heard it before. Timing and server maint are common knowledge for socketing and have yet to be absoluetly proven. OK HERE IS THIS NEW WORKING SOCKET TRICK. Goto TC. Get lucky bless time. stack your character into a stack of at least 5 or more other characters, having your character on top. Equip a refined lvl 110 wand(no soc), take it off, equip a unique lvl 110 sword(no soc), take it off. Equip the wand again. Now turn on your television and put it to channel 37. Leave your TV on. Now stack 5 pepsi cans onto your left computer speaker - they must be the NHL hockey cans! and the stack has to be even or it wont work. If its raining outside, try again when its sunny. You need sunlight for this to work. Now grab your cat, and shave its tail. Put tape on its feet and watch it struggle. Now wash all the windows in your house. Check your CO character, make sure you still have the wand, bless, and your still in a stack with 5 characters. Now go outside and count up 500 blades of grass in your front yard(you have to do this or it wont work). Now hang a picture of dogs playing poker RIGHT ABOVE your computer monitor. Make sure the picture is crooked hanging to the right, on a 5 degree angle or you wont get a socket. Now open winamp and play your favourite song. Turn it up at least half way or you wont get a socket. Now grab an empty pack of gum and put it next to your keyboard - it dosen't matter what brand. Now grab your alarm clock in your bedroom, and set it ahead by EXACTLY 2 hours and 37 minutes. Now grab a permanent felt marker, and draw 3 lines up your left arm (finger tip to soulder) and 4 lines on your right arm. Now get a large bag of chips - not a small bag but a large one and eat them all. Ruffles sour cream & onion seems to be the luckiest for me! Once your done the bag, crinkle it into a little ball and put it next to your computer desk. Dont worry, your almost done!! Now goto [Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...] and run a search for your favourite music artist. click the 144th result and read EVERY WORD on the said webpage. when your done, close google. Now go outside and check your mail, grab the news paper. if there is no news paper, then you wont be able to socket and will have to wait until a newspaper is there. Next, plop your computer monitor on its left side. UP should be facing LEFT now (on your monitor). Not that if your monitor is 19" or larger this socket trick is not recommended. Remember your alarm clock that you set ahead by 2 hours and 37 minutes? Grab it. set it back in time by 14 minutes. now grab a stick of deodorant - it has to be right guard + power stripe. Go outside, and start wiping it on your or your parents vehicle. If you have multiple automobiles, just choose one. dont stop wiping the deoderant onto the paint job of the car until the deorerant is gone, and you can't force it! If you force it, you wont get a socket. Ok now make a lvl 1 noob and goto TC. spam the following phrase 10 times "TQ conquer rocks plzz soc plzz". Now goto market with the same noob and spam the following phrase 100 times "I love TQ". Now change your pants to jeans. If your already wearing jeans, change to some baggy shorts. Now grab your phone, and make 5 prank phone calls. Dont think about the phone numbers, they have to be random! Just dial without thinking otherwise you wont get a socket. Any prank will work as long as the phone number is r andom. Now goto your dog, and feed him a treat. Now go on the level 1 noob and spam "I LOVE TQ" in TC 47 times. Closet he noob. Now go on your main character, it should have luckytime and still be in a stack with 5 other people. Now spam 1 met, and you will get a socket! Spam another met on the same socket, and it will double socket! Spam another met on the double socket, and you'll get a triple socket!!! Enjoy! It works every time!

I did all that exactly as you said and still..... no soc.......... [/b][/quote]
You must have done something wrong then.

Are you SURE your TV was on channel 37? It needs to remain on from the point instructed.

Are you SURE you shaved your cats tail? That is a vital step.

Are you SURE you stacked 5 pepsi NHL hockey cans? If they have any dents or missing tabs, no socket.

It could have been anything really, mabye you didn't count enough blades of grass, or spread enough deoderant onto your/your parents automobile. Keep trying! ;)

You forgot one step, in order to complete the soc trick, you must also throw away your real life, become a noob with 1 post and spam epvp board 9999 times until you are perm ip banned, and get sent to botjail 22 times(lucky number!), you must also send a $50 check to the adress stated in [Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...].

this works 100% of the time. Go to ebay search "conquer online" then BUY BUY BUY!

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Originally posted by Matt.dk@May 1 2007, 05:24 Sorry old socket argument, we have all heard it before. Timing and server maint are common knowledge for socketing and have yet to be absoluetly proven. OK HERE IS THIS NEW WORKING SOCKET TRICK. Goto TC. Get lucky bless time. stack your character into a stack of at least 5 or more other characters, having your character on top. Equip a refined lvl 110 wand(no soc), take it off, equip a unique lvl 110 sword(no soc), take it off. Equip the wand again. Now turn on your television and put it to channel 37. Leave your TV on. Now stack 5 pepsi cans onto your left computer speaker - they must be the NHL hockey cans! and the stack has to be even or it wont work. If its raining outside, try again when its sunny. You need sunlight for this to work. Now grab your cat, and shave its tail. Put tape on its feet and watch it struggle. Now wash all the windows in your house. Check your CO character, make sure you still have the wand, bless, and your still in a stack with 5 characters. Now go outside and count up 500 blades of grass in your front yard(you have to do this or it wont work). Now hang a picture of dogs playing poker RIGHT ABOVE your computer monitor. Make sure the picture is crooked hanging to the right, on a 5 degree angle or you wont get a socket. Now open winamp and play your favourite song. Turn it up at least half way or you wont get a socket. Now grab an empty pack of gum and put it next to your keyboard - it dosen't matter what brand. Now grab your alarm clock in your bedroom, and set it ahead by EXACTLY 2 hours and 37 minutes. Now grab a permanent felt marker, and draw 3 lines up your left arm (finger tip to soulder) and 4 lines on your right arm. Now get a large bag of chips - not a small bag but a large one and eat them all. Ruffles sour cream & onion seems to be the luckiest for me! Once your done the bag, crinkle it into a little ball and put it next to your computer desk. Dont worry, your almost done!! Now goto [Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...] and run a search for your favourite music artist. click the 144th result and read EVERY WORD on the said webpage. when your done, close google. Now go outside and check your mail, grab the news paper. if there is no news paper, then you wont be able to socket and will have to wait until a newspaper is there. Next, plop your computer monitor on its left side. UP should be facing LEFT now (on your monitor). Not that if your monitor is 19" or larger this socket trick is not recommended. Remember your alarm clock that you set ahead by 2 hours and 37 minutes? Grab it. set it back in time by 14 minutes. now grab a stick of deodorant - it has to be right guard + power stripe. Go outside, and start wiping it on your or your parents vehicle. If you have multiple automobiles, just choose one. dont stop wiping the deoderant onto the paint job of the car until the deorerant is gone, and you can't force it! If you force it, you wont get a socket. Ok now make a lvl 1 noob and goto TC. spam the following phrase 10 times "TQ conquer rocks plzz soc plzz". Now goto market with the same noob and spam the following phrase 100 times "I love TQ". Now change your pants to jeans. If your already wearing jeans, change to some baggy shorts. Now grab your phone, and make 5 prank phone calls. Dont think about the phone numbers, they have to be random! Just dial without thinking otherwise you wont get a socket. Any prank will work as long as the phone number is r andom. Now goto your dog, and feed him a treat. Now go on the level 1 noob and spam "I LOVE TQ" in TC 47 times. Closet he noob. Now go on your main character, it should have luckytime and still be in a stack with 5 other people. Now spam 1 met, and you will get a socket! Spam another met on the same socket, and it will double socket! Spam another met on the double socket, and you'll get a triple socket!!! Enjoy! It works every time!

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i did all the things u said ,then i realize it was only a lvl 105 wand instead of lvl 110...guess what happened. All my other socs disappeared.......can i write to tq and complain?

I am not going to bother to try it like most people i strongly belvie it is random, and if there is a pattern it is so extreme that it would be super complicated and take alot fo work to figure out

However if people do try it and get a soc congrats :) you were lucky, it wasnt a trick! :D

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Originally posted by Matt.dk+May 1 2007, 05:39--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Matt.dk @ May 1 2007, 05:39)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Quote: Originally posted by -jaymehta2511@May 1 2007, 05:36 <!--QuoteBegin--Matt.dk Quote: @May 1 2007, 05:24 Sorry old socket argument, we have all heard it before. Timing and server maint are common knowledge for socketing and have yet to be absoluetly proven. OK HERE IS THIS NEW WORKING SOCKET TRICK. Goto TC. Get lucky bless time. stack your character into a stack of at least 5 or more other characters, having your character on top. Equip a refined lvl 110 wand(no soc), take it off, equip a unique lvl 110 sword(no soc), take it off. Equip the wand again. Now turn on your television and put it to channel 37. Leave your TV on. Now stack 5 pepsi cans onto your left computer speaker - they must be the NHL hockey cans! and the stack has to be even or it wont work. If its raining outside, try again when its sunny. You need sunlight for this to work. Now grab your cat, and shave its tail. Put tape on its feet and watch it struggle. Now wash all the windows in your house. Check your CO character, make sure you still have the wand, bless, and your still in a stack with 5 characters. Now go outside and count up 500 blades of grass in your front yard(you have to do this or it wont work). Now hang a picture of dogs playing poker RIGHT ABOVE your computer monitor. Make sure the picture is crooked hanging to the right, on a 5 degree angle or you wont get a socket. Now open winamp and play your favourite song. Turn it up at least half way or you wont get a socket. Now grab an empty pack of gum and put it next to your keyboard - it dosen't matter what brand. Now grab your alarm clock in your bedroom, and set it ahead by EXACTLY 2 hours and 37 minutes. Now grab a permanent felt marker, and draw 3 lines up your left arm (finger tip to soulder) and 4 lines on your right arm. Now get a large bag of chips - not a small bag but a large one and eat them all. Ruffles sour cream & onion seems to be the luckiest for me! Once your done the bag, crinkle it into a little ball and put it next to your computer desk. Dont worry, your almost done!! Now goto [Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...] and run a search for your favourite music artist. click the 144th result and read EVERY WORD on the said webpage. when your done, close google. Now go outside and check your mail, grab the news paper. if there is no news paper, then you wont be able to socket and will have to wait until a newspaper is there. Next, plop your computer monitor on its left side. UP should be facing LEFT now (on your monitor). Not that if your monitor is 19" or larger this socket trick is not recommended. Remember your alarm clock that you set ahead by 2 hours and 37 minutes? Grab it. set it back in time by 14 minutes. now grab a stick of deodorant - it has to be right guard + power stripe. Go outside, and start wiping it on your or your parents vehicle. If you have multiple automobiles, just choose one. dont stop wiping the deoderant onto the paint job of the car until the deorerant is gone, and you can't force it! If you force it, you wont get a socket. Ok now make a lvl 1 noob and goto TC. spam the following phrase 10 times "TQ conquer rocks plzz soc plzz". Now goto market with the same noob and spam the following phrase 100 times "I love TQ". Now change your pants to jeans. If your already wearing jeans, change to some baggy shorts. Now grab your phone, and make 5 prank phone calls. Dont think about the phone numbers, they have to be random! Just dial without thinking otherwise you wont get a socket. Any prank will work as long as the phone number is r andom. Now goto your dog, and feed him a treat. Now go on the level 1 noob and spam "I LOVE TQ" in TC 47 times. Closet he noob. Now go on your main character, it should have luckytime and still be in a stack with 5 other people. Now spam 1 met, and you will get a socket! Spam another met on the same socket, and it will double socket! Spam another met on the double socket, and you'll get a triple socket!!! Enjoy! It works every time! I did all that exactly as you said and still..... no soc..........

You must have done something wrong then.

Are you SURE your TV was on channel 37? It needs to remain on from the point instructed.

Are you SURE you shaved your cats tail? That is a vital step.

Are you SURE you stacked 5 pepsi NHL hockey cans? If they have any dents or missing tabs, no socket.

It could have been anything really, mabye you didn't count enough blades of grass, or spread enough deoderant onto your/your parents automobile. Keep trying! ;) [/b][/quote]
:fuck: i saw a hair left on my cats taill ty ne ways now i got 2 soc in necky ring and armor tyvm for the trick +k for you ;)

In my opinion if that is a trick and works its not like that, for e.g. shotuing TQ 47 times i dout it, just wait howeverl ong it would take u to shout that 47 times, Am i making any sence.. no? okay ill be quite :)

i still think that if you do get a soc doing what he says its just luck but i wont flame your opinions and you dont flame mine :) fair?

Edit: that wasnt at anyone sperfic a general note

And may i add jaymehta2511
i love ur sig LOL its great

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Originally posted by Laserman@May 1 2007, 09:40 i did all the things u said ,then i realize it was only a lvl 105 wand instead of lvl 110...guess what happened. All my other socs disappeared.......can i write to tq and complain?

thats impossible... either u get a soc or ur items stay... mine worked by i was watching porn not channel 37..

What a time wasted writing that, i aint reading it, no time to waste on that crap

yay,copy pasta.