The Extermination of Noobs

12/22/2006 02:28 bigassmuffin#1
2004-2005

Alright,

If any of you remember (Which you prob. don't, because anyone of importance has left noobpvpers.de)

elitepvpers.com was a place where only pro people talked, or If people could not donate, they would leave respectful comments!

It was almost like when you joined, you were at level one! It was GREAT!

One Year Later

Much time has now past, it is now 2006, and the noobs are on a all time high, so Lowyfer (or however its spelled) Decides that many noobs just aren't "getting it", YOU CANT POST QUESTION IN BOTS FORUM!

So he adds this, here, Ill show a step by step of how a noob expresses themselves!

How a noob "come out of the closet"

1) They click on the bots forum under conqueronline
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2) They click on "New Topic"
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3) Oh SHIT! Theres a problem!
cause...
You know why?
THERE IS ACTUAL TEXT, yep I said it, REAL ENGLISH, WHERE THEY WANT TO TYPE THERE QUESTION IF ANY BOTS WORK AFTER NEW PATCH!

So they delete the text, but maybe no-one know what it sais there, so I will brake it down word by word!

First, see If you can read it yourself!
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Alright, so the first sentence is "Do you want to post a question?"
Now, lets brake it down even more, the "Do you" is referring to the person creating the topic, and it is starting a question.

Now, the next word is "want", which is something you desire.

The next word is "post", which, according to dictionary.com, is a message that is sent to a newsgroup.

Now. this part may be confusing, because it uses a VERY large word, "question" Which is simple in~fact, its something you want to ask.

So the first complicated sentence is basically asking:
Do you (the reader) desire to send a message that anyone can view?

Alright, now Im not gonna sit here going through each word, I think you can figure the rest out yourself, if your having problems with some of the big words such as "category" or "section" feel free to post a reply, OR BETTER YET, start a new topic in "Bots" section asking what the word means!


Alright, we are finally ready for *Drum rolling in background*
"What Went Wrong"
Now, this is a common saying you will hear if you get into a conversation about Hurricane Katrina, September 11th, or the Tsunami, (bless those families who were affected)

Even though this is such a small level in this forum, I will still call this forum a DISASTER!

Now, just when I was viewing the forum, I saw this in the bots forum:
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Alright, big whoopde do, we can't prevent noobs from posting shit, but we can control it!

So obviously this person got a warning,
Wait!, lets scroll down a bit more . . .

WOAH! NO FUCKING WAY!
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They cant even spare a WARNING for this!

WtF is up with our mods then? There great, even dmc I have to say has been doing an amazing job, (besides closing some topics that are not dead every now and then, but she REALLY stops the spam!

But not even giving a warning~To a guy with a post of TWO(2)!..This forum is just going to get more and more down the drain!


DOUBLE YOU! TEE! EF!

~BigAssMuffin

*Thought this thread was useless? Its like current events, just not in real word, current forum events ;P, lol.

And this is also just a request along with it, for a bit stricter modding, if someone has a low post count, you cant feel bad giving them a warning!

But anyway, great jobs mod on closing topics, unfortunately so many are being created!
12/22/2006 02:51 DM2000#2
Welcome back ... I thought you were gone.^^

Thank you for writing this long lengthy word.
We appreciate your comment on "New comer" issue.

I already propose a new way to handle to Lowfyr.
We are in the middle of discussion.
Pay us a visit next year (let us have a great Xmas), you will see some lightly happen implementation.
Since CO is patched frequently, e*pvp also can do the same ^^.

Merry Xmas and happy new year ^^

PS: Sorry, I have to close this.

DM