be me
diamond 1 without cheats
want to make a meme account
bronze 5 healer and tank, GM DPS
go on ElitePvPers looking for providers
used Eden 1.1 before OW2, now they're called Wyvren
perma detected
90% of all ow products are gone
find Xenon
actually know the dev from before Xenon
was even offered a spot in Snowfall Private back then
"good chair surely"
join Discord
chair has been down for a month
"security updates, just wait"
finally comes back online
buy key
error
fix error
another error
read guide
guide is basically "turn your PC into Swiss cheese so a toddler with ChatGPT, and a cracked prompt, so they can leak your SSN on 4chan at 4 AM"
finally get launcher open
inject menu with zero explanation
inject into Overwatch
error
ask Discord for help
everyone either acts like an jerk or has no clue
dev responds with 🤦 and says "don't inject into OW"
refuses to elaborate further
eventually discover you're supposed to inject into some random process first, then load the chair
HWID mismatch
16-hour cooldown before another reset
okiwait.png
next day arrives
summer update drops
ask for refund because downtime has been ridiculous
given refund
wait again
finally updated
redo the entire setup process from scratch
finally works
queue games
no ESP
aim assist barely noticeable
no backtrack
triggerbot only works on some heroes
actually triggerbot doesn't work at all
aim assist looks awful even on the lowest settings
5 games later
5 wins
thinking maybe it's finally worth it
account banned
check Discord
everyone else saying they got banned too
open ticket reporting ban
talk about it in general chat
dev tells me to inject without turning any features on to test it
no ban that way
guess maybe settings were bad
maybe injected wrong
who even knows anymore
go to bed because I have work
come home the next afternoon
check my ticket
banned from the Discord too
banned from both Overwatch and the support server
i think its detected
diamond 1 without cheats
want to make a meme account
bronze 5 healer and tank, GM DPS
go on ElitePvPers looking for providers
used Eden 1.1 before OW2, now they're called Wyvren
perma detected
90% of all ow products are gone
find Xenon
actually know the dev from before Xenon
was even offered a spot in Snowfall Private back then
"good chair surely"
join Discord
chair has been down for a month
"security updates, just wait"
finally comes back online
buy key
error
fix error
another error
read guide
guide is basically "turn your PC into Swiss cheese so a toddler with ChatGPT, and a cracked prompt, so they can leak your SSN on 4chan at 4 AM"
finally get launcher open
inject menu with zero explanation
inject into Overwatch
error
ask Discord for help
everyone either acts like an jerk or has no clue
dev responds with 🤦 and says "don't inject into OW"
refuses to elaborate further
eventually discover you're supposed to inject into some random process first, then load the chair
HWID mismatch
16-hour cooldown before another reset
okiwait.png
next day arrives
summer update drops
ask for refund because downtime has been ridiculous
given refund
wait again
finally updated
redo the entire setup process from scratch
finally works
queue games
no ESP
aim assist barely noticeable
no backtrack
triggerbot only works on some heroes
actually triggerbot doesn't work at all
aim assist looks awful even on the lowest settings
5 games later
5 wins
thinking maybe it's finally worth it
account banned
check Discord
everyone else saying they got banned too
open ticket reporting ban
talk about it in general chat
dev tells me to inject without turning any features on to test it
no ban that way
guess maybe settings were bad
maybe injected wrong
who even knows anymore
go to bed because I have work
come home the next afternoon
check my ticket
banned from the Discord too
banned from both Overwatch and the support server
i think its detected