I need Modding ideas

So today I ran out of ideas and I was wondering what do you want in LoL :confused:

I don't play quite often and I usually like to find some hidden code to exploit.

So, you can ask me WHATEVER YOU WANT EXCEPT:

Don't ask me to:
plz bhfff make urf
plz bhfff I want rp and ip
plz bhfff take care of my kids (someone actually sent me a private message)
I want all champs
enable old maps
enable incoming maps

Most of the features in League of Legends are server-sided = I can't hack
Post your questions now! :D

Edit: You can even ask me to make troll mods

MLG Announcer pack

Hey man is there anyway u could make a exploit that your lifesteal is going from 10 to 100 with 1 lifesteal item or some thing would be pretty cool ahah or that you can ult on level 1 again :D (i think thats patched for ever :( but still asking ahah) and ofcourse update play disabled champs <3 and no cd would be cool but i think all of my ideas are impossible but yeah haha worth asking :D

unlimited status characters :D its really annoying how u cant fit more

Sandbox Mode y.y

Any possibility to mess with the bots? (increasing difficulty/changing item build orders)

Also, is it possible to be a spectator of your own custom game with only bots? (Sometimes I like to test different bots which is better etc xD)