* Elite Gold GIVE AWAY *

So, im hosting my Second Give Away of elite gold.
This time its 18 e*Gold and not 10 :P

Rules are simple!;

Give me a rhyme which is hilarious/funny, but not too long (see example)!

Example:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
When God gave us Brains
Where the fck were you?

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

Roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you
but those roses are wilting
and the violets are dead
the sugar bowl is empty
and so is your head.

Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I’m a big girl I won’t cry,
I’m just glad that cows don’t fly

Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
i cant rhyme very well,
Bacon.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
When God gave us Brains
Where the fck were you?

:>

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Lackschuu

Notation:

85% of all posts has my first 2 rows ..
That´s just an example. Not a demand ^^

The RHYMES has to be MINIMUM 4 Rows, and as longest 8 rows!

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
When god gave us brains
Where the hell were you?

or

Roses are Violets
Red is Blue
I like Donuts
Donuts are good :)

I am a potato
I like to grow
you are a tomato
you like to show

Senseless rhyme.. :D
Good luck at everyone!

i dunno how ty rhyme
but that e gold will be mine
there is no need to think
cuz it's only get your brain shrink

Roses are red
tulips are black
you’d look great
with a knife in your back

or
Roses are brown
violets are brown
who shit in my garden

As Tommy Snooks and Bessy Brooks
Were walking out on Sunday,
says Tommy Snooks to Bessy Brooks,
tomorrow will be Monday.

Keep the Rhymes comming! :D

Midnight today! (Saturday, 2014-11-08) Is deadline! ^_^

Rosen sind rot,
Veilchen sind blau,
ich scheiß auf dein Gelaber,
das weißt du genau! :D