NFS - The (Fucking) Movie

So, after our legendary driver Sir HackALot finally reached the 5000 score league some fatasses, namly me and Vitalshit gave him his Veyron.

Now SirHackALot is trying to get the best Pokemon Trainer!... OOOps, I mean driver of course. While he is collecting one report after the other, he likes to have hardcore SM sex in his brand new underpowered car!
Hes driving the fastest car reaching 380km/h against Mr. PutItIn's MR2 with a poor topspeed of only 450km/h
Anyways I am too fucking busy with exploding bombs in Train Stations to write more, stay tuned for any updates!

(Well, stay tuned means you wont get anything ever, haha fucking dumbasses)

Oh fuck did I just write that? I mean you guys are awesome, use some hacks and buy MoRe fUCKIg SPedDboost!!!§³*'

who the hell is this bozo??
yo mate beat it. we dont need to open s**t topics like that. go and sleep or masturbate.

hardcore SM sex??? wtf is that?? :D

dunno wtf is that. says he is busy but wasting time on epvp forum. poor loser

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i get it. this is a prank :D
thought that fixshit had balls to show up here
:D

It's so damn cool that people have zero competence, when it comes to humoristic posts...

mate didnt know bout that fixnow so dont be so ruff on me pls

lol

I'm starting to like this guy. Nice to have some humor here.

BTW...SM sex, is submissive/master sex. lol. You know, sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. LOL. (It's usually called S&M) Just a little sex ed for you.

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Oh hell, I didn't know the cameras were running!
I hope someone turned it off before Vitalbullet came and it got dirty...

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Originally Posted by Fixnow Oh hell, I didn't know the cameras were running! I hope someone turned it off before Vitalbullet came and it got dirty...

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Made me laugh all the time :D
You might suck at nfs but you have a big entertainment skill.

Ps: a tip from a fan , why not open only 1 topic like "FixNow - my life at Easy Studio" then post there daily and make us laugh :D and might cencore extreme words to avoid a ban

Well, thats after it got dirty.
My back still hurted!

damn you are so funny !

RESPECT

Omg xDDD...