[EPIC]How to create successful server *Homur

Hello ElitePVP Members, I'm always here to contribute to the forum, lately was lil bored so i came out with an awesome idea to create great and epic guide for epvp members!

Title: Guide how to create successful server like DragonzAge,Doom

Steps :

1.Go to an egy forum like zerovb download an ready source in arabic full of bugs
2.Go to C# and edit the source change the name and keep #kimo states there
and claim it as yours.
3.Go to one of the "epic" servers out there like doom download there client change launcher name keep the launcher logo as the previous server.
4.Go to server.dat or cs3vconfig.ini and edit the ip to your home ip,or you know what just forget about the config we don't need to connect.
5.Upload the client with full credits of other server.
6.Run the server files, if you get errors don't mind keep it.

Now its time for website and some epic things part!

7.Go to egy forum and search for an ready to download website.
8.Download it and config it if you are lazy then dont just keep it dont forget to edit the client link.
9.Go register into one of the weakest hosting ever,upload your files.
10.Go to xtremetop100 and register
11.Go to votebot sites and purchase one if you dont have money , call your egy freinds to change their ip and vote for you non stop and pay them some dollars.
12.Don't forget the name of the server take it from one of the existing epic games like aion,world of warcraft and call it AionConquer or World OV WarGraft Co.
13.Here you go you got your successful server on!
14.Never log dont be active give some kind of "kid hacker" to handle it and pay him to ddos other servers.
15.Every month change name of server and repeat steps, scamm your players and donators.

Thats the full guide do not copy! its the best guide out there

P.S: Register doesn't work,autopatch doesnt, login doesnt.
And as well claim it as the best server out there!

Cheers up , laugh a lil bit :) smile as well! life is good
Bultrayer.

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thanks,
for this tutorial!

This is so not funny =/......
I like how you blame everything on "egys" though.
Instead of making fun of "egys", work a little on your English.
P.S
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Originally Posted by diedwarrior This is so not funny =/...... I like how you blame everything on "egys" though. Instead of making fun of "egys", work a little on your English. P.S [Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...]

well im egy aswell and i know what it feels to get insulted for being egy for what others do
but he got a point cuz yeah matter of fact 90% of useless servers out there is owned by egys and most of shitty servers are owned by egys
and i don't blame them for no reason , i know that it's kinda hard to learn programming while our english isn't good enough and i also know the lack of resources and other barriers we need to cross but on the other hand there is others who had proven themselves in conquer community and in programming in general , that's why i don't give them the excuse to leech instead of working there ass out
the exactly way he said is what everyone do to gain money as working on a decent server is risky and sometimes not worth it , also being grammar nazi won't really help cuz most likely he is an egy too :)

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Originally Posted by go for it well im egy aswell and i know what it feels to get insulted for being egy for what others do but he got a point cuz yeah matter of fact 90% of useless servers out there is owned by egys and most of shitty servers are owned by egys and i don't blame them for no reason , i know that it's kinda hard to learn programming while our english isn't good enough and i also know the lack of resources and other barriers we need to cross but on the other hand there is others who had proven themselves in conquer community and in programming in general , that's why i don't give them the excuse to leech instead of working there ass out the exactly way he said is what everyone do to gain money as working on a decent server is risky and sometimes not worth it , also being grammar nazi won't really help cuz most likely he is an egy too :)

Let me sum this up.
I'm an egy as well.
I'm not a grammar nazi,just showing him how an "egy" can be better than him.
I hate stereotyping.
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Originally Posted by diedwarrior Let me sum this up. I'm an egy as well. I'm not a grammar nazi,just showing him how an "egy" can be better than him. I hate stereotyping. [Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...]

i don't really think you got me fully , i wasn't really insulting you but i guess now i will
you're pointing out that his english sucks , what that makes you ?
everyone think egys suck , but if every egy kept tracing posts to prove that other's english sucks then we will definitely suck even more
there is so many ways to prove that you are better than other egys and better than others but i bet pointing this out wasn't one of them
do you want to earn respect or point out wrong in others to get it ? honestly i think you should work your ass out cuz there's so many mother fuckers you have to prove wrong

Well i don't dought that he's an egy as well but 98% of egy's are retarded people and don't know about thecopyright shit ,but on the other side u will find a lot of egys know what they're doing and getting better and better but they don't have to show it up so let's make a small comparison between a normal server owner and an egy server owner :
normal server owner helds up a server he's just held up it for some way to feed his passion on how to achieve smth
but an egy server is held up to get a shitload of donators and that dont make anyth strange when we see the first 3 servers at xtreme is owned by one egyption guy
i support each word in that post but:
i don't knw why when sm1 hear that im an egy i would be treated like if i have no mind to think with and i swear i didnt knw anyshit about even how to heldup a server or about programming shits but that was my last year at the high school and i've been able to learn from zero point --- > that's how i think but i have a request here to all mates it doesnt mean im egy that i dont have the right to learn or even share my opinion with you or even think we're a group of handycapes anyway there's only 5 or 6 egys here that do learn and came up with sm useful development with them selves at least


offtopic ( 3aiz a3rf meen abn alsharmota ely katb alpost abn ala7ba da , wenta ya andro anta w anwar fokoko menhom dol aganeb wlad wes5a w wlad 60 metnaka kos om abohom 3alam bnt labwa).

Regards , an egy moron.

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Originally Posted by 2slam Well i don't dought that he's an egy as well but 98% of egy's are retarded people and don't know about thecopyright shit ,but on the other side u will find a lot of egys know what they're doing and getting better and better but they don't have to show it up so let's make a small comparison between a normal server owner and an egy server owner : normal server owner helds up a server he's just held up it for some way to feed his passion on how to achieve smth but an egy server is held up to get a shitload of donators and that dont make anyth strange when we see the first 3 servers at xtreme is owned by one egyption guy i support each word in that post but: i don't knw why when sm1 hear that im an egy i would be treated like if i have no mind to think with and i swear i didnt knw anyshit about even how to heldup a server or about programming shits but that was my last year at the high school and i've been able to learn from zero point --- > that's how i think but i have a request here to all mates it doesnt mean im egy that i dont have the right to learn or even share my opinion with you or even think we're a group of handycapes anyway there's only 5 or 6 egys here that do learn and came up with sm useful development with them selves at least offtopic ( 3aiz a3rf meen abn alsharmota ely katb alpost abn ala7ba da , wenta ya andro anta w anwar fokoko menhom dol aganeb wlad wes5a w wlad 60 metnaka kos om abohom 3alam bnt labwa). Regards , an egy moron.

being an egy doesn't really mean you are stupid , dumb , leacher or anything
you are a human being no matter what nationality you are and you can be better than anyone with working out and this is a fact that won't be changed by what bunch of teens saying on online games and forums :)
but you need to accept that most of your country are dumb and that your country lacks education , resources , pla pla pla pla pla
which is to why i was just giving him a side note to work out to prove that he is better than him and not just point it out , there is nothing personal but as an egy who care about other egy i was tellin him the truth which is that no one will respect you until you prove yourself with working out

trust me this will remain the same until everyone get to use their minds, working out will prove that there is a better egys than what they thought but it won't prove that everyone is good

but who knows , egys think that others on this forum are dumb to waste years learning programming and working on decent servers which doesn't get them that much money , so yup i guess when an egy work couple of days and gain 11k $ in one month and other someone ex. from uk work for 3 years on decent server and get to close it cuz no one is donating (due to maybe balanced donation)
so maybe egys was smart on the short term but others are smart on long term and both think that others are dumb

giving thanks for those people isn't really the best thing i can do to thank them for helping me out and helping everyone
people ask stupid question and sometimes don't thank when they help them , so i want to thank you guys for your time

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COOL :D

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Originally Posted by .Asmos giving thanks for those people isn't really the best thing i can do to thank them for helping me out and helping everyone people ask stupid question and sometimes don't thank when they help them , so i want to thank you guys for your time I don't have a username pro4never CptSky Korvacs fang { Angelius } JohnHeatz COOL :D

my signature my words my business , dun really need to explain myself but ill , those guys was helping this forum and getting nothing in-return , i guess thanking them in my signature wasn't a big deal but it atleast will make them feel that what they are doing is worthwhile and that others appreciate there work
yup when i first think of it i feels kinda awkward , well matter of fact most of my posts even are more awkward , but that's my opinion and that's who i am , deal with it :)

I really didn't read your stupid comments - thats for the egys.
and about diedwarrior - I'm with a broken hand so dont expect great grammar, so far your english isn't any better than mine , i doubt you have half of my English skills.

Still not as good as my guide.

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Originally Posted by go for it my signature my words my business , dun really need to explain myself but ill , those guys was helping this forum and getting nothing in-return , i guess thanking them in my signature wasn't a big deal but it atleast will make them feel that what they are doing is worthwhile and that others appreciate there work yup when i first think of it i feels kinda awkward , well matter of fact most of my posts even are more awkward , but that's my opinion and that's who i am , deal with it :)

Yes thank you for having me in your sig :')

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Originally Posted by Super Aids Still not as good as my guide. [Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...] Yes thank you for having me in your sig :')

Yeah i know yours are perfectly done, maybe you should take in mind some of my ideas :P

proud to be Egy.
proud to have a will to learn.

the people you mean in ur post is making like 50%and more of all people all around the world looking for money.

but Egys. are too smart so they can gain money from even shitty sources. :D
(fe el flos byb2o allah ynwar :D)

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Originally Posted by go for it you're pointing out that his english sucks , what that makes you ?

Makes me a boss.
I worked my ass off for years to make people -some at least- respect me, showing them that not all egys are the same, that stereotyping is -sometimes- wrong.
Why the hell you mad? He made fun of my race, I made fun of him, seems fair tbh.
Listen to this, [Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...] here we got a very good post with the same idea of this one, but the way Jacob did it is why he's famous and epic, he made fun of people who do the stuff he had mentioned, not a whole race like this guy right here.
That's why Jacob is respected, that's also why this guy right here is hated by me.