[Guide]How to make the perfect server

To make the perfect Conquer Online Private Server one must do the following things:

Use a public source and claim it to be fully fixed, bugless and with every feature mother earth has.
Use a public source and edit every message to make it seem like their own source.
Use a public source that is always named after the person who "created" the source ex. "Ahmed Source"
Always name GM's and PM's like this: "[GM]NAME[PM]", "[GM]NAME[GM]" or "[PM]NAME[PM]"
Add a nametag for every available position like "[CODER]", "[MOD]", "[CHATMOD]", "[VIP]", "[EGY]", "[DESIGNER]", "[BRIANS CHEAP TRICKS]" etc.
Always claim to be a programmer in C# with no other work than editing a public trashy source.
If using binary one must claim it to be a source.
If using binary one must claim to have coded every feature.
If using binary one must claim sources programmed in ex. C++ or C# to be shit and always full of bugs.
Always coming and asking for help and questions without searching, because one have chosen to setup a server with no knowledge.
Add a retarded amount of + compositions for items ex. up to +21.
Add a donation page and spent all the money on xats rather than server upgrades.
Give GM or PM to anyone pretending to be a girl.
Give xats/powers to anyone pretending to be a girl in the chat.
Use an ugly chat like xat.
Give items and CPs to friends to make an unfair player environment.
Adding shitload of edits to make the game look uglier than it already does with its shitty graphics.
Change the interface to an even uglier interface.
Get a public booter from hackforums ex. Jays Booter
Claim to have the best ddoser (Look #19)
Ddos other servers and claim to be the best server around.
Ddos xtremetop100 to get rank #1 and claim to be #1 server, because of that.
Go to multiple servers on xtremetop100 and spam their chats with your own server.
Have an IQ below 30.
Make every speaking NPC speak with capitals like "HI I AM SPEAKING WITH CAPLOCKS"
Claim the server to have no lag, but having screenshots with 500 ping.
Host the server on a home computer using hamachi.
Repost releases on one forum to another, claiming them to be their own.
Make donators over-powered and almost immortal to non-donators.
Add new mobs and items from other games and claim them to be unique.
Make an advertisement that has the same features listed as every other server.
Make an advertisement with a lot of pictures and no spoilers, so it takes a long time to load + the scroll will be enormous.
Make at least 5 advertisement in every section of the forum to make sure everyone sees it.

Will update this list when I come up with more great ideas how to make the perfect server.