[Fail] TQ Fail Thread

01/22/2009 09:45 kinshi88#1
Alright, since TQ has had a lot of fails, ranging from small to epic, I think it would be a great idea to combine all their fails in one thread.

Post a screenshot or story of a TQ fail.


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01/22/2009 10:01 hyper23432#2
does CO count???
allso when u used to scroll over a gem, it said something like jeler or something when it was supposed to say "jeweler" but they fixed it
01/22/2009 10:17 smoothjonny#3
hey lets just post multiple times!!!

jk jk.

anyway... you are pointing out specifics. lets point out the most obvious and large scale mistake. EVERY verb, on their website in the game... pretty much every verb ever used by TQ when using the English language... is in the wrong tense. I haven't payed THAT much attention to it, but everything I've actually read in game and on their site has the verbs in the wrong tense. This game make for an interesting read when you are talking to an NPC for quest instructions, and they are telling you how to do the quest, a future action, in the past tense.

FTW:
So all go to told TQ and stop typed those annoy sentence.
01/22/2009 16:35 hiei3#4
You forgot
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Then come betwen...

And the 2 screenies attached, the first one a mob with extra life and the second one a glitch that happens during FS when you go to one side of the map.
01/23/2009 00:08 smoothjonny#5
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Originally Posted by hiei3 View Post
You forgot



And the 2 screenies attached, the first one a mob with extra life and the second one a glitch that happens during FS when you go to one side of the map.
actually bloody kings are like that on purpose. i like the second one though.
01/23/2009 04:31 hyper23432#6
wen u first log in it says "welcome to conquer online blah blah blah"
but look on the fifth (second last line) line down... it says "trading of account and all illegal offline transfers may result in the instant banning or the accounts and items involved in"
fail 1) instant banning? u cant instantly ban someone if u dont know anything about it
fail 2) "blah blah accounts and all items involved in" <<involved in what????? WTF???
01/23/2009 05:25 kinshi88#7
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Originally Posted by hyper23432 View Post
wen u first log in it says "welcome to conquer online blah blah blah"
but look on the fifth (second last line) line down... it says "trading of account and all illegal offline transfers may result in the instant banning or the accounts and items involved in"
fail 1) instant banning? u cant instantly ban someone if u dont know anything about it
fail 2) "blah blah accounts and all items involved in" <<involved in what????? WTF???
Lol...
They mean, that when they find out they will instantly ban you, no questions asked, no discussion.
And they mean a ban on all accounts/items involved in the trading.
01/23/2009 05:29 hiei3#8
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Originally Posted by kinshi88 View Post
Lol...
They mean, that when they find out they will instantly ban you, no questions asked, no discussion.
And they mean a ban on all accounts/items involved in the trading.
agree, no fail there, at least from TQ.
01/23/2009 05:38 smoothjonny#9
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Originally Posted by hiei3 View Post
agree, no fail there, at least from TQ.
no. they still fail there. just not for poor linguistics. ;)
01/23/2009 06:37 hyper23432#10
gotta leave room for general incompitence tho!!!


allso, co-ord fail:

Time: Jan. 24th - Jan. 27th

Prerequisite: Above Level 20

Time Limitation: Fireworks: Ten times a day; Packs: 3 times a day

NPCs: Imperial Envoy (Twin City, 428 379)
Lucky Ox (Twin City, 570 788)

Rewards: You will have a chance to get Festival Packs, Fortune Packs, Rainbow Firework Packs, or experience worth 1/2 of an Exp Ball.

^^was taken from site
BUT!!! Lucky OX is really in front of the boxer (in the middle of the cross of road thingys) and the co-ords 4 that, i belive r actually (337, 336)

:p!!!im intelligent in my own way!!!:p
01/23/2009 09:31 _fobos_#11
StrRes.ini
100024=Failed to jump. You don`t have enough Mana!
01/24/2009 07:20 smoothjonny#12
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Originally Posted by _fobos_ View Post
StrRes.ini
100024=Failed to jump. You don`t have enough Mana!
and you didn't edit anything?
01/24/2009 07:35 _fobos_#13
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Originally Posted by smoothjonny View Post
and you didn't edit anything?
course not.
01/24/2009 08:42 kinshi88#14
Nope, its not edited, its in there lol.
01/26/2009 23:03 kinshi88#15
Anyone login recently? TQ fucked up all of their Npcs.

Lots of them are conductresses, and just not what they're supposed to be!
Rofl!

Crap.. sorry for the double post.