lets ROFL !!!!!

12/29/2011 01:15 andrewxxx#1
me and a helpdesk and we was talking about the maps and deleting them

me : so u will remove ape2/desert2 ?

helpdesk : if players voted for yes then yes , so how may i help u ?

me : umm not sure how u may help me but if u removed them there will be no where i can hunt

helpdesk : why , there is so many more maps to hunt at

me : but cog and coai scripts is mostly done for those maps

helpdesk : using proxies is illegal

me : so sorry poor english but they told me in the forum that using proxies is fun

helpdesk : no its illegal and will get u botjailed and banned

me : hell i care ? i got my ways to get money even while gettin botjailed and banned

helpdesk : but its not nice to use proxies and i assure u that our new protection will end all botters and stop all proxies

me : u guys r saying the same shit since 5 years and actually u did nothing

helpdesk : how may i help u ?

me : i need a good scripts for cog and coai got any ?

helpdesk : its tq helpdesk not proxy helpdesk

me : u never said how may i help u in conquer !

helpdesk : how may i help u in conquer ?

me : gives me 2 db scroll and alot of cps also give me duke rank !

helpdesk : sorry i can not give stuff and cps or anything

me : u r bad helpdesk u should help me !

helpdesk : how may i help u ?

me : i need a good scripts for cog and coai got any ?

helpdesk : how may i help u in conquer online ?

me : there is some enemy killed me and he is really so powerful , i want u to ban him and kill him then revive him then kill him again

helpdesk : no i cant do this , how may i help u ?

me : i need a good scripts for cog and coai got any ?

helpdesk : how may i help u in conquer online ?

me : ummm iunno i just want to kill joe

helpdesk : who is joe ?

me : my friend , he is level 138 will good gears all said to be 12 and i cant kill him so help me to kill him ! give me stigma and lot of guards

helpdesk : u can have one guard after (explaining guards and stigma)

me : but i still cant kill him

helpdesk : what's ur level , attack

me : im awesome ! im the best there , like a buws im level 57 ! with more than 760 attack point ! told u i rock but still cant kill him

me : however i can kill apes but i cant kill him ! is he stronger than apes ? they was too strong , u saw them in plant of apes ?

helpdesk : sorry but u r not goood enough to kill him u need to get higher level

me : give me higher level

helpdesk : u need to level up on monsters

me : i got 20 min to play but after talking to u i got only 2 mins so u should plvl for me , here is the account and password ! i want it 168 by tomorrow !

helpdesk : sorry im not able to do this

helpdesk : how may i help u ?

me : i need a good scripts for cog and coai got any ?
helpdesk disconnected from the chat

if u gona leech gives credits to me and the helpdesk =))
25 thanks for another one ;)
12/29/2011 01:25 I don't have a username#2
I lol'd so hard.
12/29/2011 01:35 andrewxxx#3
^____^ i added my dragon ball to my club and it is not super (was normal and now refined and i want my db back :D) also the teranto dragon dont want to give me dragon ball =)) joe broke up with his gf cuz he got female account and cant send her lillies :D that is the next one XD
12/29/2011 10:32 TexudoFurious#4
hmm bad u didnt put real screenshoot's help desk anserw me only by spam they copy and paste never saw they can type normal good job
12/29/2011 19:41 cheater3000#5
rofl u r awesome man :D thx for screwing em :DDD
01/01/2012 03:26 boijay#6
lol, i laughed out loud :D
Nice job of screwing them up
Have you been banned yet? :p
01/02/2012 04:20 I don't have a username#7
Actually he just made this up, because they don't write like that in help desk and it doesn't say me. It says your name.

Proof:
Quote:

Call accepted by operator York. Currently in room: York, MercenaryX.

York:
Happy New Year! Welcome to the Conquer Online Help Desk. You are speaking with York.
MercenaryX:
Hi
MercenaryX:
I have a question
York:
Hello
MercenaryX:
Why did TQ ruin Conquer Online?
York:
Can you tell me the problem in details ?
MercenaryX:
First of all , Conqueronline was classic ,without ninjas or monks
MercenaryX:
Or Talismans
MercenaryX:
Or horses
MercenaryX:
Or any of those
MercenaryX:
Why did TQ create them
York:
Anything else please?
MercenaryX:
Habla espanol ?
MercenaryX:
Do you love Tupac
MercenaryX:
Hes my G
MercenaryX:
In heaven , in ghetto with the real thugs
York:
They had been released couple years ago
York:
Why are you complaining about it now ?
MercenaryX:
I didn't want to interrupt your guys work.
MercenaryX:
Since you guys fail so much
York:
Ok. I will forward your complaint about it to our staff
York:
Wish you good luck
York:
Anything else please?
MercenaryX:
No you won't
MercenaryX:
Stop Lieing
MercenaryX:
You lieir
York:
I will
MercenaryX:
Why aren't you Asian
York:
But I think nothing will happen
MercenaryX:
Isn't TQ asian
York:
Because many players like them now
MercenaryX:
Can i have your msn ?
York:
.....
MercenaryX:
You seem like a very generous guy to me
York:
You are racism
MercenaryX:
Are you single ?

York has left the conversation. Currently in room: MercenaryX.
Note I didn't have that chat.
01/03/2012 01:03 andrewxxx#8
grrr i didnt copy past , i typed it all up again plus i had removed some official stuff like links and explaining quests pla pla , but next time im gona copy past it :P
01/11/2012 01:45 Silentigo#9
me : i got 20 min to play but after talking to u i got only 2 mins so u should plvl for me , here is the account and password ! i want it 168 by tomorrow !

helpdesk : sorry im not able to do this

helpdesk : how may i help u ?

me : i need a good scripts for cog and coai got any ?


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OMG JAAAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHA i never laughed so much in my life OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
01/11/2012 09:45 sonofskeletor#10
I lol'ed so much thats so fucking funny
01/12/2012 13:48 jokerboy123#11
LMFAO