free rs account. =]

yo yo im quiting runescape. got to bogged down in work and shit so decided who ebtter to give account to than my fellow buddies from epvp =] its lvl 73 with 1mil in items (d boots, d long, full rune etc) and total lvl 750.

Heres deal. whoever tells best joke here wins the account. this offer is open for 48 hours before i pick winner. get creative!

Well here mine is:
Ok well theirs a guy who was originally from chicago. he decided to go to florida for vacation. His wife was on a buisness trip already, and they together decidded to meet up at florida the day after he arrives.
The man finally reaches his hotel, and after settling in, he decides to send his wife a quick email. But, he could not find the piece of paper in which he had his wife's email. So he had to type the email from memory. But, he had accidentily forgotten one letter from the email address. This new address was actually that of a elderly preacher's wife,whose husband had passed away only the day before. He had sent the email to the widow.
Once the widow had read the email, she was so shocked that she let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor. The Family rushed in to see the email, and they red this:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything is prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here

Ty All, and hope you like it!

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“


I Hope you like it ;)

Why did the Chicken Cross the road???

Because it turned green!

LOL!!!!!!

FUNNY THAN ALL OF THEM!!!

hhaha
one day..
ahbeng: go outside and water the plants!
servant: but it's raining outside.
ahbeng: so what? take an umbrella and go!

Ok so an armys under attack...
Pilot: Admiral! We're completely surrounded!
Admiral totally nonplussed: Exelent...we can fire in any direction.

all this jokes sux

here is a joke
how long does it take for a black women to that a shit
9 months
or
there is 20,000 black ppl under water
thats a good start
or
why do police dogs lick there balls
to get the taste of nigger off of them
they r jokes ok now some dead husband or a shoting some or a chicken u get the best jokes if they r racist

I got one!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

- The NBA

lol i got a shitty one but any ways.
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

a man walks into a bar... OW!

Quote:

Originally Posted by nejex461 Ok so an armys under attack... Pilot: Admiral! We're completely surrounded! Admiral totally nonplussed: Exelent...we can fire in any direction.

lol thats off futurama -.-

Ok so there is one german guy, and he has a mean neighbor accross the street. Every morning the german guy goes out on his yard and takes an egg in which was hatching by one of his chickens. One day he went out and the egg was missing. He eventually looks accross the street and see's his neighbor accross the street with the egg.

The two people get in a big debate between who's egg it is

"Its my chicken, so its my egg!", Stated the german man.
"You're chicken laid it on MY yard, therefore, it is mine", shouted the neighbor.

Eventually they made a compromise. Each person takes a turn kicking the other person in the balls as hard as they can. Whoever falls over or cries first loses.

The german man puts on a pair of big steel-toe boots and runs at his neighbor full speed.
He thrusts his leg into his neighbors balls. He doesnt fall over but hes holding in his pain.

Now he says "my turn" and the german man says
"Nah, just keep the egg"

ok here is mine, what do u call a mexican guy rolling down a hill wrapped in a rug... a burito! =) if u like it than e-mail me at [Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...]

where is jeebz lol?

ive giving account to who i thought had best joke. you knwo who you are =] well done