100 Things to do to annoy ppl in Conquer pt.1

1.Go to conductress if your a male and do angry behind her
2.Go to Bird Island and loot your butt off even if your lv 130 2nd reborn
3.Go to AC and ask where ac is
4.Repeat #3 in TC
5.Tell someone you will trade them something for a ridiciously rare item and keep telling them to trade in different places like first say BI then say oops Im KOS there how bout AC? Keep doing this until you eventually meet up and say oh I got one of those and leave
6.Join a guild with a noob character, and get killed a lot until the guild gets disbanded die only when the GL isn't on so he wont notice your donation and kick you
7.Join a guild with a high lv character and call everyone a bum
8.If your stronger than him, kill the GL of a friendly guild repeatedly until u are kicked or war starts
9.Go to GA during guild war and say this doesn't look like Training grounds
10.Go to basilisks with a noob character and tell the archer to let you join or you'll kill his team attack them and let the fun begin
11.If your a archer, fly in GA shoot a tro then leave. rinse and repeat
12.If your a water tao, put invisibilty on jump past ppl in GA asking them if they can see u
13.Stig someone pking your friend or guildmate
14.Get a lv 25 character and go to AC and piss off everyone saying YOU CANT KILL ME HAHAHAHAH
15.Get on a KOS list. possibilites are endless
16.Go to Tomb cave as a tao and keep curing the bats that ppl are fighting
17.2 words=POISON ZAP
18.Go superman as a lv 40 war and tell a lv 130 tro, NOW YOU'll GET IT and attack him
19.+@!k !iK3 +#!$(Talk like this)
20.Repeat every word twice
21.Say ftw repeatedly
22.Put a br on ur name
23.Name ur guild something with egypt
24.Name ur guild Church and preach reguraly to your members and everyone in TC and make members say stuff like PREACH! or THANK YOU LORD!
25.Name ur character Michael Jackson and marry someone named Actual Woman
26.Hit high lv ppl reguraly
27.With an archer scatter everyone in the center of BI town. RUN LIKE ****
28.Tell ppl your 4th reborn and when they call you a noob exclaim:YOUR JUST JEALOUS!
29.If ur a tro, Get to lv 130 and use a lv 1 FB to kill lv 110 tros
30.Go to pk tourney and say WHAT THE HELL WHY YOU KILL ME?
31.Walk to a group of ppl talking about FB'ing and tell them I can fart backwards too
32.Find high lv tro SS'ing and say only pu s seys SS!
33.Wait for a high lv to die and go to their ghost and say OMFG OWNED!
34.Name yourself(insert high lv characters name here)daddy or mommy
35.Dance during a guild war and watch as your butt gets jumped
36.Sneak in a stak and tell the plver "Now you have to let me in!"
37.Create a team during guild war and invite ppl frequently
38.Repeat #37 at jail and pk arena
39.Run a water train.....on your GL
40.Stand on a met amd yell MINE!
41.Repeat #40 except say My dog just died please let me have it...
42.Go to poltergeists and wait for someone to kill one that drops Night Devil then stand on it and say IM A JERK HUH?
43.Go to TC and yell buying account! 100 silver! Selling fast!
44.Go to TC and yell Im A SCAMMER! FALL FOR MY SCAM! please my dog just died...
45.Harass newbies by constantly killing the pheasent they are trying to kill
46.#45 except if they log off, wait day and night for them to return
47.Go to Warehouse man and say hey there warehouse man.....no....OMFG I WONT I WONT!
48.Broadcast a message that says a high lv character is stalking you
49.Name yourself"Im a GM!"
50.Go to BI and yell OWNAGE!!!!

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The second list will be coming soon

asking ppl not to flame you just proves ur a noob :P

but yeah that shit's hilairous. and you dont have to be a male char to do number one :P

rofl i wonder how long u thought about posting this :)

nice stuff got to try some :D

Also put:
Ask a person to sell you a low lvl GOOD item which is around lvl 40. Tell them that you want it lvled up to lvl 70 and they will get a GREAT trade offer such as 60mil for their item (not to ridiculous, may look like a scam!) When they take the time to find mets and lvl, tell them that you dont really want it nemore.

Lol, i did this to some noob, took him 1 and a half hours to lvl it up and when i told him he was SO PISSED. So funny..

Hiyoal

there's lots of stuff. i like to have fun on CO... so much work after you get your chars to 120 and then 120 again after RB...lol

some times i just hop over people back and forth until the say something then do "cool" and keep doing it... just repeat till they freak out

you can also do this with ur summoned guard for added fun... lolz

#51. mony bliz <--- and trade ppl
#52. u lack skill <--- when some1 owns u

God work :)

Funny.

You should add:

Casting stig, star of accuracy and shield on pheasants to annoy noobs :D

I'm so evil today ...

Thanks for feedback guys. Im doing the 2nd part soon. Leave some suggestions for me

#53 go to market and try to marry EVERYONE! ;o

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Originally Posted by .bmg #53 go to market and try to marry EVERYONE! ;o

slut :P

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Originally Posted by smoothjonny slut :P

:( no wai i r no slutzor, ish r bixzor :D

OMG!!!
I laughed so hard my face and throat hurt and my eyes are watering.



A few to add to next list:

Create a guild named (insert name of one of top guilds)_sux.
Create a noob then propose to every high lvl in market (works with same sex too).
Use the following website to insult people in their native languages: [Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...] [Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...] (or a similar website)
Fill inventory with staunchers and try to trade them to everyone (especially in middle of spawns).
Make and archer and lvl high enough for fly, wait for xp skill then go sit on item and fly so you can't be attacked (doesn't work if person can use magic attack).
Whisper everyone and ask where the bathroom is.
Whisper people and say something in a made up language.
Type only in 133t.
Speak only in pig latin. Pig Latin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Create a (nude) lvl 1 red name and go hang out in ac and spam: you can't kill me, you can't kill me, you can't kill me, etc (I personally like saying: Neener, neener, neener you can't kill me!)
Make lvl 1 char and spam (in market): trade this account for 100 dbs!
Trade spam in jail/guild war.
Kill your guild members when they are attacking the pole/gate.
Make an archer and get it's lvl only high enough for scatter then take to towns and scatter everyone when next to guards (guard should kill you before you kill anyone).
Attack flashers.
Accuse all top players on your server of being botters/hackers/scammers on message board.
This takes a lot of work: Propose to people in tg.
Spam propose someone that's already married.
Drop lvl 1 weapons in market and make fun of people for picking them up.
Spam trade people trying to level.
Pk people in lab.
Pk in mines then leave message on board thanking them for the super gem (make sure you get the person's name for this to work).

I can think of many more but it's late here.
We should work on a 1000 ways to piss people off in Co lol.