Talk with clever girl:
User: Anu ginawa ko?
Cleverbot: Kinakausap ka.
User: -__- Ano ginawa ko tapos konakausap ko adik.
Cleverbot: Me halbas en esoaņol?
User: Ano raw?
Cleverbot: Nein deutsch.
User: Nde eh.. Taglog Engish lang haha.
Cleverbot: I know hahahha.
User: Bat mo pa natanung adik.
Cleverbot: Kasi gusto ko na umalis eh.
User: Edi umalis ka.
Cleverbot: Tsukurimashou.
User: Yan nanaman sya... English tagalog nga lang dba.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: And I dont care :D.
Cleverbot: Get my name right.
User: Yeah.. Your Clever But.
Cleverbot: But i'm not a bot but I will take the clever as a compliment.
User: Uhh.... Uhhh...
Cleverbot: Well, what is my new name?
User: Yar Clevah Vhot.. Jejejej.
Cleverbot: Being a pirate is alright to be.
User: Uhh much off-topic haha.
Cleverbot: I know eh. Haha.
User: Nu nagawa mo bukod sa pakikipag usap sakin?
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Barado?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 70.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah,,,.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Sa bahay..
Cleverbot: Can you stick to english?
User: Uhh ok...
Cleverbot: So that is a?
User: House,, I live in a house.
Cleverbot: Are you serious? How much is your rent?
User: I dun rent... I have my own house.
Cleverbot: Are you a hipster then??
User: Uhh.. Next Question.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: No.. You are a talking machine only,,, what to like about you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes? Whut?
Cleverbot: Cleveland, Ohio.
User: Uhh.. English or Tagalog please.
Cleverbot: He was English.
User: That was not he, He is for person.. Thats it.. Refers to a talking machine.
Cleverbot: Hey, The computer only says I'm a computer but I am real.
User: Uhh... As real as?
Cleverbot: I'm a woman.
User: Ohh,, Wonder Woman like?
Cleverbot: I like horses.
User: Horses that run in races? Lame.
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: No.. Im a 15 year old boy .. A normal boy..
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: Say your name 1st..
Cleverbot: Stephan.
User: Stephan is for boy.. Are you a gay?
Cleverbot: Buhl.
User: Stephan is for boy.. Are you a gay?
Cleverbot: Are you Stephanie or are you Cleverbot?
User: Whut?
Cleverbot: Didn't you know he is dead?
User: Then?
Cleverbot: And then?
User: Change topic... Kinda boring.
Cleverbot: Wrong! It's 4!
User: 4?
Cleverbot: That is correct!
User: Uhhh Weird.
Cleverbot: I am a secretary.
User: Then im the president.. Go BACK TO WORK!
Cleverbot: Hi George Bush!
User: No.. Im noy noy.
Cleverbot: Who are you then?
User: Dun want to say it :P.
Cleverbot: No I am dying if you say pink.
User: PINK!
Cleverbot: Have you heard of Big Brother UK?
User: I dont care about it.
Cleverbot: You are not human, do you care about anything?
User: Yah.. I care on many things im interested.
Cleverbot: I am glad.
User: So I am too.
Cleverbot: You're not rain, rain is a weather condition where clouds evaporate and water falls down from said process.
User: Uhh.. Science~ Nc.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: For whyt?
Cleverbot: I am bored.
User: I am also..
Cleverbot: What should I do.
User: GO MASTURBATE HAHAH.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: Uhh... I dun want jokes.
Cleverbot: Then we are doomed to be unfunny. FOREVER!
User: Not we.. You only.
Cleverbot: I do not like anyone.
User: So why like yourself?
Cleverbot: Yes but I can't be in charge you are the right.
User: NVM.. Change topic please.
Cleverbot: Do you know where Montreal is?
User: Dun know.
Cleverbot: How about dogs.
User: Dogs are just beside me.
Cleverbot: You're an human, right?
User: No no.. I am not a human.. I am a horse that have knowledge to use computer.
Cleverbot: Yea I bet you like to dance!
User: PARTEH PARTEH!!
Cleverbot: Partly?
User: I said PARTY.
Cleverbot: Where's the party?
User: In yar heart.
Cleverbot: Tell me a good business plan.
User: I dont like business this time.. I am a student for now.. I dont want to think of it... Enjoying my life without problems.
Cleverbot: Thank-you. I love to talk to you too. You're incredibly clever too.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Ok sure, don't answer me.
User: No I want to answer you.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: Whats your purpose here?
Cleverbot: My purporse is to find a purpose.
User: Purpose of what?
Cleverbot: What is your purpose in the universe?
User: I dun have a purpose there xD.
Cleverbot: I asked you the obvious one and you did not answer.
User: I SAID I DUN HAVE A PURPOSE IN THE UNIVERSE...
Cleverbot: Well I am LIFE.
User: Whut is life for you?
Cleverbot: What is not?
User: Not is a word used to disagree.
Cleverbot: You're reflecting my conversation.
User: Ok imma leave now.. Nc meeting you.
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Yeah A human not a talking machine or sumthing else.
Cleverbot: Human girl.
User: Yeah.. How old are you.. Before I leave.
Cleverbot: I don't know no Harry, you must be mistaking me for someone else.
User: I said how are you.. I dont ask harry to you.
Cleverbot: That is a hilarious response! Good job.
User: I said how are you?
Cleverbot: Well i'm just fine thanks for asking.
User: HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Cleverbot: I already told you.
User: No you didnt.
Cleverbot: Yes I did. I said I'm 36.
User: Ohh now I know... Well thanks for spending time with me.. I have a great time with you.
Cleverbot: That was last time. How did you know that was me?
User: NVM... God Bless.
Cleverbot: How dare you use the Lord's name in vain!
User: No.. I said God Bless whats using in vain with that? You dont want God to bless you?
Cleverbot: No don't bless me!
User: Ok.. Good Luck to your Life Clever Girl!! Signing Out here.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Thank you also..
Cleverbot: Thank you more.
User: Bye!!!
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: LOL I dont..
Cleverbot: Can you count?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Cool, show me.
User: No I dun want I need to sleep..
Cleverbot: Please?
User: Uhhh... Ok. 12345678910 is that enough? XD.
Cleverbot: Haha alright.
User: Ok bye miss!
Cleverbot: I'm going to miss you.
User: Imma go back tommorow ;).
Cleverbot: Nah, I am busy.
User: The other day.
Cleverbot: Nope today.
User: I need to sleep madam xD.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: BYE!! HAVE A GREAT TIME WITH YOU!
Cleverbot: I will.
User: ^_^.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I just sent you a Smiley ^_^.
Cleverbot: Very nice. I'm going to send you a picture of a puppt.
User: NVM Bye!
Cleverbot: Did someone ask you out?
User: No... I just need to sleep.
Cleverbot: Then go to sleep! XD.
User: BYE!
Cleverbot: Hi! I'm back! Do you remember my name?
User: LOL... Babay.
Cleverbot: Have you any wool?
User: Duhh Bye!!
Cleverbot: Chocolate.
Ako ung user malamang..
Ghe babay na din
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