A good start is learning how to spell. "2" refers to the number "two", as in 1 greater than 1. The word you were looking for is "to". Did you REALLY need to look like a 6 year old idiot to save on 1 character? Hope not...
Second, capitalization. Sentences start with capital letters. "I"'s are always capitalized. You look a lot more professional, more intelligent, and more serious when you do that.
I won't (notice the apostrophe) hold it against you that you're unfamiliar with computers. However, I'll extend your claim that "ima complete retard" to beyond just computers. In the future, please at least put forth an honest attempt to use proper grammar.
Now, as for your question, as skititlez said, you're looking for Nogparty. A quick search on this site will help you find it. Directions included!
And... uh... jemstone, that was maybe the worst troll attempt I've seen to date. Congrats. >.>