After much discussion as to where the capital of the new Germany should be - Bonn or Berlin - a compromise was struck: Paris.
The Germans are such a cruel and inhuman race, they have no word for "fluffy."
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gestapo
Gestapo who?
Ve Vill ask ze Questions!
What is the difference between a Turk and a Bavarian?
The Turkish person can speak better German.
How many people fron Dresden can you fit in a Mini Cooper?
About 25000 if you've got a shovel.
Once there was a man that came from Germany to America, He couldnt speak English so he went to choir and learned how to say "Me me me me me me." Then he went to the store and saw a little girl say "He stole my dolly" And on his way home he went to get meat from the butcher and learned how to say "Big butcher knife big butcher knife." Then he went home and watched an air freshener commercial and learned how to say "Plug it in Plug it in." Then he went to the store and there was a murder the police said "Who killed this man?" The foreigner said "Me me me me me me me." The police said "Why did you kill him?" And the man said "He stole my dolly." The police man said "What did you kill him with?" The man said "Big butcher knife big butcher knife." Then they took him to jail and sentenced him to death. The police man said "any last words?" And the foreigner said "Plug it in plug it in."
Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?
Because deep down they are really nice.
What did the German kid say when he pushed his brother off a cliff?
How does every German joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
What do you call a German Virgin?
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?
First, invade ze kitchen.
What does it mean when a cow is nicer than a woman?
Why are there so many tree lined streets and leafy lanes in France?
Germans like to march in the shade.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.