Hey there I would like to have FM rammus because,
Rammus is still one of my favorite junglers and I would love a FMR (wouldn't say no to either of those skins but prefer the rammus XD). I've only got my iPad with me atm and don't really have anything to offer so I'll tell you a story.
The armadillo and the lizard
One day rammus was rolling through the jungle for a stroll on a hot afternoon. Rammus just loves the sceneray there and he feels much more at home there than in the lane. Those lane monsters are all so nasty and just attack anything they see on sight after all. Rammus rolled up to his friends the wraiths to pay them a visit. Being undead creatures most people tend to avoid them but not Rammus.
The blue wraith was the biggest of the wraith family and his past time was chess. He always challanged Rammus to a friendly game when he stopped by. Currently the 2 are very close in terms of wins, the wraith has 596 wins to Rammus 594 wins. The stakes are high with both being almost neck and neck. All the little red wraiths sat down around the duo to to watch the fierce battle.
Rammus was white this time so he sat there for a minute and cotemplated his first move. He picks up a pawn and begins to move it when all of a sudden a load roar tears through the jungle. Everyone freezes. While the jungle may be friendly most of the time, some of its residents are know for their tempers and can get very rowdy very quickly.
Foootsteps are approaching fast, something is running their way, something big. The wraiths get scared and start to scurry around, knocking the chess set over in the process. A giant lizzard leaped out of the brush quickly followed by two smaller lizards. This is very bad and Rammus and the wraiths knew it. This wasn't jusy any jungle monster, this was the eldar lizzard.
The elder lizard is a very old and poweful creature of the jungle. Very few dare to mess with him and fewer still are able to make it away from a confrontation with him. The wraiths are scared witless and panic, they bolt. Rammus just stands there and stares down the eldar lizard, he's not one to be easily intimidated like the wraiths.
One of the smaller wraiths trips while attempting to flee and the lizards see their chance, they quickly pounce towards the downed wraith. Horrified, Rammus quickly jumps in front to shield the poor wraith. His spikey shell has always been great at tanking a beating while returning the favor.
This buys the wraith enough time to get up and flee. unfortunatly the lizards are enraged by this, and beging to pund on rammus even harder. As this also causes the lizards pain they just get more and more infuraited. Rammus scrambles up off the ground the best he can and starts to spin away. Rammus is fast but he can only spin for so long after that beating, he needs to do something fast. The lizards are chasing, hot on his tail and arn't about to let up any time soon.
Rammus knows he has only one hope. He keeps rolling, weaving from bush to bush to try and lose the lizards but to no avail. He's getting tired, the bearing is taking its toll and his pace is slowing. At this rate the lizards will catch him soon. He quicly turns a corner and there it is, the bush hiding his secret weapon. He always hoped he would never have to use this but it seems the time has come.
Rammus spins into the bush and keeps rolling right on through. The lizards are close, running through the bush right behind him. Snapping and clicking noises come from the in front of the lizards but they pay it no attention. The lizards near the end of the bush and jump out snarling. They stop dead in their tracks. While they are still out to give a beating, this sight would stop anyone. There stood Rammus and he's no longer running, instead he's standing there ready to fight in a full suit of metal.
This was the secret weapon that Rammus had worked on for over a year. He never wanted to have to use it but he knew that it might be neccessary one day. He even rigged it up in a bush so if the need ever came, he could roll right through and the suit would attatch itself, it was ingenious.
The lizards were clearly not expecting this and Rammus could tell. He took advantage of their confusion and powerballed right for them. With his metal suit that was a very intimidating sight and the two smaller lizards turned and ran, but not the eldar lizard. The eldar lizard backs down from no one. He put out his hands and tried to catch the power balling Rammus to force him to stop spinning.
With the metal plates reinforcing his natural spikey shell this started to shred the lizards hands. He quickly jumed back to get away from this spinning ball of death, for that's exactly what this new Rammus was.
Rammus saw the hesitation and a hint of fear in the lizards eye. That wouldn't do, the eldar lizzard needs to learn a very vaulable lesson. Rammus stops power balling and jums and starts shaking his butt at the lizard. This enrages the already pissed off, if hesitant, lizard into charging. Rammus charges too. Right before they are about to clash Rammus curls up and braces for impact.
The lizard crashes into the shell and let's out a painful roar. His whole body is ripped up after that attack. Rammus comes out of his shell and stares right into the lizards eyes. The lizard let's out a snort and walks away. Lizards are execellent healers but with wounds that bad it'll take quite ahwile to heal. Rammus figured the lizard has learned his lesson now and shouldn't be causing anymore problems for quite some time.
Now that the lizard is gone there's only one thing left for Rammus to do today, win a chess match. He rolls away and begings to look for the wraiths. He really wants to tie up the scores and he's finally close to acheaving that goal. As he rolls away he wonders what his friends will think of his new metal suit.
Hope you enjoyed!
I play on EU-W btw!