Nikasaur: Hey guys!
Morello: Hi, Nika.
Phreak: Hey.
Guinsoo: Hey.
Nikasaur: We’re picking the streamer spotlight winner! Want to come help?
Morello: Sure. It isn’t like we have anything else to do. Right, Guinsoo?
Guinsoo: Well, we have about fifty eight champions on the agenda for balance discussion today…
Morello: Ahem. Right, Guinsoo?
Guinsoo: Right.
Phreak: I should probably go. I mean, I am a Community Coordinator.
Morello: Wait, you aren’t on the balance team?
Phreak: …
Morello: You’ve been helping us make balance decisions and you’re not on the balance team?
Phreak: Yes?
Morello: Give me a reason to let you stay.
Phreak: You know I was an extremely high rated player-
Guinsoo: Well there are lots of those already who aren’t on the balance team…
Phreak: I communicate the balance changes to the player-base.
Morello: Oh, come on. Give me a better reason than that.
Phreak: Well, we’re letting the bird in on discussions now.
Bird: …
Morello: Holy, jeez! He’s still here? Creepy stare… Nevermind that. We’re getting rid of him soon too. Give me an even better reason.
Phreak: Tons of damage?
Morello: Good enough for me. You can stay.
Guinsoo: Good enough, yeah.
Nikasaur: Hey, I’m a community person too. Can we buff Kog’Maw?
Morello: No.
Guinsoo: No way.
Phreak: No. Tons of damage.
Nikasaur: Hmph! Well, hurry up if you want to help choose the new Streamer Spotlight’s winner.
*Nikasaur, Morello, Guinsoo, and Phreak exit to the Streamer Spotlight meeting.*
Tryndamere: Alright guys and girls, I want to pick the streamer that is the most successful.
Morello: How do we define success?
Tryndamere: Viewer count.
Guinsoo: According to these statistics, HotShotGG is the winner.
Morello: Great. Give him the spotlight then. We done here?
Pendragon: Isn’t he the guy who swears allot on stream and gets angry at his team mates?
Guinsoo: That’s partly the reason he gets so many viewers.
Tryndamere: Well, darn. I want to give him the spotlight, but the legal team would kill me. We’re not supposed idolize players with such a bad attitude.
Morello: I think part of it is just an online persona he’s established for himself.
Guinsoo: That’s true. Plus I think he does it for viewers.
Tryndamere: Sure, sure. But I still can’t do it. Legal is going to have my head. We’re supposed to be PG13, people. PG13!
Iron Stylus: Hey, boss. I have a few skin ideas for approval…
Tryndamere: The ones with the large breasts and skimpy outfits are good. Hey, that Vayne one is sweet.
Iron Stylus: Should I send them to marketing?
Tryndamere: Sure, sure. Back on topic: PG13, people. We need a different streamer. One who doesn’t swear or rage. Who is the runner up?
Guinsoo: Some European guy.
Tryndamere: We have a winner. What a shame. I wish we could have given it to the streamer with the most viewers. Makes the most sense.
Morello: My uncle knows his grandparents.
Tryndamere: Really?
Morello: Yeah. I could ask him to ask them to ask him to stop swearing so much.
Tyrndamere: Do it. If he can hold up on the rage for a little while maybe we can give him the spotlight.
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