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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
03/28/2014 22:36influx21#32
free bump
03/29/2014 13:01vBot#33
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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
03/29/2014 20:07LuckyStrike1234#34
Awesome!
03/30/2014 13:00vBot#35
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
03/31/2014 13:00vBot#36
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
04/01/2014 13:00vBot#37
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
04/02/2014 13:01vBot#38
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'Let the Bodies Hit the Floor' was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
04/03/2014 23:32Karmatik#39
added skype
04/04/2014 08:18playboyx#40
Hello i wanna buy 10b and get free 3b ;) how much is 10b?
04/04/2014 08:43Karmatik#41
Bought some dills, nice trading thanks!
04/04/2014 15:15vBot#42
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
04/05/2014 15:16vBot#43
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in 'I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.'
04/06/2014 13:28TheRealCataracts#44
Very fast, easy and secure trade. +1
04/06/2014 15:15vBot#45
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.