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Originally Posted by Disconnect [Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...] Ich liebe diese Seite.

omg :D

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Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

lg Lucy

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Today, me and my girlfriend went to the club. And the song "Single Ladies" by Beyonce came on; the DJ came on the mic and said "Single ladies raise your hands!" My girlfriend raise her hand. FML

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Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

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Today, for my girlfriend's birthday, I got her an external hard drive and my grandmother's engagement ring. When she opened both boxes, I took her hand and looked deep in her eyes and told her to pick whichever she wanted. She took the external hard drive, even though she already has one. FML

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Today, I was arrested because my 6 year old son called the police saying that I was hitting my wife and that she was crying. My wife and I were having sex. FML

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der ist gut :O

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go to that link and bring it on see if u can take me down :bandit:

reflink?

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Originally Posted by USB Schnittstelle [Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...] der ist gut :O

"mein hamster"

nowaii!

stell dich neben eine mülltonne und mach nen familienfoto :3

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Originally Posted by gotstyle omg .. kids -.-" #closed

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was is ekelhafter als 10 tote babies in einer mülltonne?? 1 totes baby in zehn mülltonnen xDD

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ich liebe diese seite <3

nicht schlecht ;)

Kann nur innerhalb der United States benutzt werden :(

Mal ein Witz für euch :
Gehen 2 Pädophile an einer Schule vorbei
sagt der eien zum adneren:"Schau mal , den hatte ich gestern."
Sagt der adnere:" Wie deine haben schon Zähne?"

Noch einer :
Telefoniertt Freund A mit Freund B
sagt Freund A:"Du ich muss dir was sagen , es ist aber peinlich".
sagt Freund B:" komm sag es."
sagt Freund A:"Ich habe Durchfall seit 7 uhr"
sagt Freund B:" Musst dir doch nicht peinlich sein hat jeder mal"
sagt Freund A:" Das Porblem ist , bin erst um 8 uhr aufgestanden"