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08/25/2012 22:33 Mein Vater#3166
ich zahl doch keine 60€ für ein bären

ted ist scheiße

wie heißt iein spanier ohne auto ? carlos
08/25/2012 23:02 Karlsruh ♥'#3167
Esst mal Mais mit Butter :)
08/26/2012 20:14 Dopewalk3r#3168
Wichsen ist ein schöner Sport,da geht die Kraft mit Freuden fort.
Je rostiger das Dach desto feuchter der Keller (If you know what i mean)
08/26/2012 22:35 Wurzelhüpfer#3169
Warum machen Männer immer nur den Heiratsantrag?

08/27/2012 13:26 Toti '#3170
Weil das halt einfach Männersache ist ausserdem wenn die Frauen ihn machen würden müssten die Männer ja wenn sie den Antrag gestellt kriegen sentimental werden und das fällt manchen schwer^^
08/27/2012 18:50 Karlsruh ♥'#3171
Facebook = bullshit.
woher ich das weiß ich bin da angemeldet.
08/27/2012 23:09 StormTempest#3172
Go to Google translate and put:

Quote:
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And put translate from German to *thelanguageyouwant*. Then you click in listen in the first box (the german one).

And you have beatbox :awesome:
(Sry for putting in english, but I didn't want to put a new thread and I don't know german)


Regards, StormTempest
08/27/2012 23:47 Mαrrα#3173
1. Go to Google
2. Type find Chuck Norris
3. Click the I'm feeling lucky button
08/28/2012 21:03 ◄~TimBooOOoo~►#3174
"Bitte mit dem Flaschenboden voran einführen"

Verstehe, der kleine dreckige Pfandautomat wills auf die harte Tour...
08/28/2012 22:10 Rykou!#3175
Was macht man mit einem Hund ohne Beine?

Um die Häuser ziehen.
08/29/2012 00:01 Achat#3176
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08/29/2012 00:21 falaga#3177
Was ist Baschar al-Assads Lieblingsspiel?

Bomberman
08/29/2012 00:24 Mαrrα#3178
James Bond Trick

Type "James Bond" into Google Translate
Translate it to Standard Chinese
See the Result
08/29/2012 01:21 Detektiv Milchschnitte#3179
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08/29/2012 17:31 ◄~TimBooOOoo~►#3180
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