Ok well this is pretty complicated. No instruction whatsoever.
So basicly, and this is what I've started and done so far, I download both those files from Megaupload, take the first one, put it in the EU folder, 'Extract Here', let it do it's thing, then when that's done, do the same with the second one, then when all that's done, take the oem file, save it as oem.dat in the EU folder, then I'll be able to log in and play?