[Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...]Hey Functions,
My name is y=e^x and I feel sorry for each and every one of you. All of you are limited, slow growing, excuses for equations who spend every second of their day dreaming of going to infinite. You are everything bad on the graph. Honestly, have any of you ever seen a function with a puncture? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of graphs with linear equations and non existent functions, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being a function with only one output.
Don't be a stranger, just try and solve me with your best shot. I'm pretty much the perfect graph. I'm my own derivative, and I have exponential growth which means I grow fast as shit. What routes do you take other than coming "Oh so close to that one number"? I also grow towards infinite as my X values approach infinite, and have a banging hot parabola graph as a girlfriend (She just intersected me twice, shit was SO defined). You are all irrational numbers and stupid log base 10 graphs who should all just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic related; it's me and my bitch (y=x^2)