Eine Englische nonsense geschichte

[TequiL.A.]

wie es im titel schon heisst habe ich heute eine englische non sense geschichte. ich hoffe sie gefällt euch

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this lie’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

[Haskel']

Best-nonsense-story ever

[Requi]

Der is geil
Darf ich es als Skypestatus nutzen?

[TequiL.A.]

Jaa klar darfst )

[illuminati◬]

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this lie’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

made my day.