Fool! The cake was never a lie... I didn't believe your story until I found Rachel dead in the closet this morning. She woke up, but man, she's so messed up... she wanted to kill Charlie, you know - the cockroach - he didn't do anything wrong, I said, but she laughed anyway...
... then proceeded to mercilessly stab me in the back as I flushed the toilet after taking a wild, ferocious dump. Still, I used the tape. **** was pneumatic.
I don't know who you are, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will look for you, I will find you and in the end kill you.
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