FAQs: ... bka meaning pa ng FAQs di nyo pa alam...
• Question # 1: San p0h idadownload ung engine?
Answer: Nasa first page. Umabot ka sa page na to na hindi nagbabasa ng first page? Tangengot!
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• Question # 2: Gumagana p0h ba?
Answer: Try m0h kaya? Qng gumana edi umaandar pa at qng nde gumagana edi hindi na umaandar. Common sense...
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• Question # 3: Ala p0h ung advertisement...
Answer: Hanapin m0h! Di ka naman lalapitan nyan.
If you are stucked in the Blue Bar ad... here is the Solution:
Just click anywhere on that space (on the blue bar qng ala kang idea qng anu space dun...) then...
#1: "SCROLL DOWN" (dont search for SCROLL BARS... USE UR MOUSE WHEEL...
#2: Use "DOWN ARROW" until u reach the area where the ad is located.
#3: Use "END" or "PAGE DOWN"...
if those solution doesn't work... BASAGIN MOH NA PC MOH TPOS ARAL KA ULIT...
If you are stucked in the Warcraft or MU ad... here is the Solution:
#1: Hold "SHIFT" then use ur MOUSE WHEEL to scroll down. The advertisement will then become blank and CLICKABLE... (you will notice an area if its clickable if your cursor/pointer looks like a hand...) on that CLICKABLE AREA... right click then choose "OPEN IN NEW WINDOW"
#2: Close the ad box and start all over again...
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• Question # 4: Ala p0h aq ma scan...
Answer: Nde naman kc ikaw ung mg iiscan... ung ENGINE ung mg iiscan... sira! Eto... check ur settings... Copy these settings:
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• Question # 5: Ayaw parin po. Ginawa q na lhat ayaw prin. Di umaandar... Anung ggawin q?
Answer:
Una tingin ka sa PC m0h...
Ikalawa tawa ka...
Ikatlo kuha ka bato...
Ikaapat basagin m0h monitor gamit ang bato...
Ikalima TAWA KA NG MALAKAS...
Ikaanim sabihin m0h sa parent m0h... "Ma, pagawa natin ung monitor..."
Ikapito pg napagalitan ka sigaw ka lang ng... LOSER tayo mama!
Ikawalo tulog ka nalang... Tandaan m0h... "May bukas pa~"
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Sana nakatulong sa mga walang Common Sense... Walang Tiyaga at Di marunong Magbasa...