#opNorthKorea - Release #2
Hello citizens of the world!
We are Anonymous
Maybe you have already seen our release #1 at
htmlpaste.com - Test & Share your HTML... or whatever
Because of North Korea's new threats today we are forced to
contact you again.
Within this release we also take the chance to set some things
straight about our goals, because it seems some web citizens
didn't really get it right. Here we go:
@ Kim Jong-un
You just went full retarded! Never go full retarded.
We feel really sorry for your suffering of TDS
(aka "tiny dick syndrome") but be assured, threatening the
world with your nukes won't make it any better at all.
If you had finally opened up your country for the
real internet, you would have already seen over 9000 ads for
products devoted to solve your problem.
@ government of USA
What the fuck you guys creating the next kind of Cuba crisis?
No one asked you for your bombers and missiles and drones
and shit. You don't fool us again to fight another war
for your Zionist masters and your shareholder values.
You are not the police of the world.
Go home, you are drunk!
Anonymous and the actual people, the citizens, are going
to manage this the peaceful way.
@ governments of North Korea AND of USA
If you're so much eager to fight each other, lock yourselves
in a bunker, deep deep down underground and nuke yourself!
So the terrorists of the world will be gone and the more
intelligent people - your citizens - will survive without
having to fight your wars. THAT's how Darwin works!
@ tech blogs and media
We happily noticed you questioned how we could be inside
Kwangmyong, the country-wide intranet of N.K., because
we think it's good journalism to doubt and question things.
We have a few guys on the ground who managed to bring the
real internet into the country using a chain of long distance
WiFi repeaters with proprietary frequencies, so they're not
jammed (yet). We also have access to some N.K. phone landlines
which are connected to Kwangmyong through dial-ups.
Last missing peace of puzzle was to interconnect the two
networks, which those guys finally managed to do.
We still have many problems with this:
- the whole chain of connections is slow and unstable
- the devices connected to the phone landlines are rapidly
detected and removed by N.K. authorities
As soon as the connections are stabilized and optimized,
we gonna inject the kittens and porn into their network,
because North Korean citizens wanna see lulzy kittehs and
and hawt pr0n too.
Kudos to the people on the ground, they do a great job
trying to bring the real, free, uncensored internet to the
citizens of North Korea. Those guys have balls of steel!
They literally risk their lifes.
But we need more, much more skilled and ballzy men on the
ground. Take this as a call to action!
"Telecomix" and "WeRebuild" - Where are you? We need you!
@ citizens of North Korea, South Korea, USA, and the world
Don't allow your governments to separate you. We are all
one. We are the people. Our enemies are the dictators
and regimes, our goals are freedom and peace and democracy.
United as one, divided by zero, we can never be defeated!
We are Anonymous
We are Legion
We do not forgive
We do not forget
Meanwhile, enjoy 9001 records of North Korean propaganda
site ??? ?????
hosted in China.
Pro tip: first row is the admin password
part1: uriminzokkiri 9001 - part one - Pastebin.com
part2: uriminzokkiri 9001 - part two - Pastebin.com
part3: uriminzokkiri 9001 - part three - Pastebin.com
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA! hilarious XD