Dekaron Ultra's disclaimer:
Alright. Now lets analyze it.Quote:
Originally Posted by DK-UltraBy entering this website, you electronically sign a legal binding contract, agreeing that you are in no way affiliated with GameHi or Acclaim Corporation. You also agree by entering this site you will not take any action agains this website for it's contents. The contents within this site are privately held, and are not open to private parties or businesses. Violating this contract may result in legal action .
The owners of this website are in no way responsible for the content within. The contents belong to their makers, and were not made by the creators of this site. This site is merely a resource available to those looking for something specific, and nothing more. Should you use the contents of this site, you do so of your own will. The makers of the content of this site, may be subject to prosecution in a court of law, however it is not the responsibility of this site's owners to prosecute anyone.
By using this website, you may be incriminating yourself. The people who use this website, do so anonymously, and can not be prosecuted for any purpose. The owners of this website should intention is to educate it's users. It's owners are in no way active in this website. It is a community of it's own, and self-sustained. There are no fees, dues, charges, promises, guarantees, warranties, or insurances made for this site.
Any staff of GameHi or Acclaim, or it's affiliates enters this website, they violate these terms, and by entering, they electronically sign this legal binding contract, affirming that they meet the requirements, and in no way violate the terms of said contract. Should they still enter this site, they agree to take no action against said website, and if charges should be pressed, they give up the right to use this website's contents as evidence in any court of law. Violation of this contract can and will result in legal action, including a law suit, or criminal persecution.
If you do not agree to these terms, and conditions, and refuse to sign this contract, we ask that you disregard anything you have read or seen on this website, and leave immediatelly. If you can not meet the conditions of this contract, you may not enter, and by doing so, knowingly, you violate this contract, giving us the right to take legal action, at your expense. This website is for educational purposes only. This website is stricly for fun
and will not be used to make money in any way. Copyright (C) 2009 Dekaron Ultra. All Rights Reserved
Section 1:
Part 1:
What??? That's like saying:Quote:
Originally Posted by DK-UltraBy entering this website, you electronically sign a legal binding contract, agreeing that you are in no way affiliated with GameHi or Acclaim Corporation.
- Hey, I stole your money, now don't you dare come near me, because thats what it says right here, on this crap I wrote.
Yeah, well, really smart , the little problem here is: It's stupid and not logical at all.
Part 2:
Agains? Oh, just a typo. A really nice disclaimer, with grammar mistakes...Quote:
Originally Posted by DK-UltraYou also agree by entering this site you will not take any action agains this website for it's contents.
Part 3:
Oh, is that why you downloaded the files from a forum, your client is csv-based and I use it to host my test server? Yeah, it's privately held, got it. You might want to remove that big "Download" button on the left, I don't think that it helps you keep your content "privately held".Quote:
Originally Posted by DK-UltraThe contents within this site are privately held, and are not open to private parties or businesses.
Part 4:
Ok, so the summary is:Quote:
Originally Posted by DK-UltraViolating this contract may result in legal action .
"I stole your files and money, but you must not come here to look what I'm doing, because if you do, I will sue you."
Well, you get the point.
Section 2:
Part 5:
Except for downloading and leeching them from Dekaron-Korea, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by DK-UltraThe owners of this website are in no way responsible for the content within.
Part 6:
Well, that's the 1st logic sentence I saw there, except that it also means that you leeched the files?Quote:
Originally Posted by DK-UltraThe contents belong to their makers, and were not made by the creators of this site.
Part 7:
Well, translated to human language, that basically means that they let you use their files however you want, as open-source... I doubt that DK-KR thinks the same way.Quote:
Originally Posted by DK-UltraThis site is merely a resource available to those looking for something specific, and nothing more. Should you use the contents of this site, you do so of your own will. The makers of the content of this site, may be subject to prosecution in a court of law, however it is not the responsibility of this site's owners to prosecute anyone.
Anyway... DK-Ultra, here, in this disclaimer, allow you to use their files for any purpose you want! Go ahead and leech all you want, they are OK with it!
Section 3:
Part 8:
Well, that's a nice touch to get more players... :/Quote:
Originally Posted by DK-UltraBy using this website, you may be incriminating yourself.
Part 9:
So basically now you are denying part 8 in part 9? Does the admin have a dual personality or something?Quote:
Originally Posted by DK-UltraThe people who use this website, do so anonymously, and can not be prosecuted for any purpose.
Part 10:
So, Dekaron-Ultra is an educational program?Quote:
Originally Posted by DK-UltraThe owners of this website should intention is to educate it's users.
Part 11:
Alright, so what's with these so called admins, DEVs, GMs, MODs..? And by the way, it it's a "self-sustained" community, who hosts the server? The players? Umm, somehow I don't think so.Quote:
Originally Posted by DK-UltraIt's owners are in no way active in this website. It is a community of it's own, and self-sustained. There are no fees, dues, charges, promises, guarantees, warranties, or insurances made for this site.
Whole section 4:
Part 12:
Same old story that I said in section 1:Quote:
Originally Posted by DK-UltraAny staff of GameHi or Acclaim, or it's affiliates enters this website, they violate these terms, and by entering, they electronically sign this legal binding contract, affirming that they meet the requirements, and in no way violate the terms of said contract. Should they still enter this site, they agree to take no action against said website, and if charges should be pressed, they give up the right to use this website's contents as evidence in any court of law. Violation of this contract can and will result in legal action, including a law suit, or criminal persecution.
"We steal your files and money, but you mustn't sue us or we will sue you for suing us."
Well, I know it's funny and all, but come on! Stop repeating yourself, you said almost the same thing in the 1st section!
Section 5:
Part 13:
That's like saying "We know that you saw us stealing money, so please leave and don't tell anyone about it, alright?"Quote:
Originally Posted by DK-UltraIf you do not agree to these terms, and conditions, and refuse to sign this contract, we ask that you disregard anything you have read or seen on this website, and leave immediatelly.
I would put a facepalm here, but it simply wouldn't be enough...
P.S. It's immediately, not immediatelly...
Part 14:
So, if you have stolen money from someone, and that someone comes to look what you are doing, you will sue him and take more money from him to pay for the court? Yeah... Right...Quote:
Originally Posted by DK-UltraIf you can not meet the conditions of this contract, you may not enter, and by doing so, knowingly, you violate this contract, giving us the right to take legal action, at your expense.
Part 15:
I laughed out loud at this part. Educational purposes only and strictly for fun?Quote:
Originally Posted by DK-UltraThis website is for educational purposes only. This website is stricly for fun and will not be used to make money in any way.
Wow. Simply wow. They have outdone themselves.
Also... will not be used to make money in any way? So what's up with that "Donate for coins" system you guys put up there?
Also, it's strictly, not stricly...
Part 16:
Well, I don't even think you know what that means, but DK-KR can f**k you up for that one...Quote:
Originally Posted by DK-UltraCopyright (C) 2009 Dekaron Ultra. All Rights Reserved
Well, I'm pretty sure we laughed out loud while reading some parts of it...
If you are too bored to read it all, then I still recommend to do so, because it's really funny.
And if some of you think that no one would be dumb enough to make THAT kind of a disclaimer, here is some proof...
Enjoy the laughter this thread may have given you.